OK, so that’s three people who didn’t read the Staff Report.
She hangs her tongue out the side of her mouth and yells, “WWWAAASSSSSUUUUPPPP?!?!?!?”
I wonder what she says when she signs off.
More likely “I’m on the throne.”
“Cheerio” for Goodbye?
“Ta ta” also comes to mind.
“Toodle-do”?
ahoy-hoy
Thanks for the spinoff but "im not sure what you are asking for exactly. Could you provide an example reply?
Getting back to the greetings, maybe…“Greetings”?
Maybe “QE2 here.”
“Hello, hello, hello, now here’s a message from your queen
As figurehead of the status quo I set the social scene”
That’s a little Crass, ennit? 
She’s the head of state, not the ship of state.
I guess “This is your lord and master speaking” wouldn’t go over too well in the 21st century, even as a joke.
An interesting set of morphing portraits of the Queen over lo, these many years:
Nice link. She has always been pretty.
QILF?
Glorious vid. Nice to see so many relaxed natural smiles, rather than the rictus she must wear so often.