See subject.
I have my reasons.
I’m sure you do.
Should be relatively easy to test by using a multimeter on the ohmmeter setting.
Then you could compare with a fluid of known electroconductivity (e.g., saline solution of a given concentration).
I hope you’ve not misinterpreted the function of a wall jack.
or the definition of a load
{X = X_L - X_C = \omega L -\frac {1} {\omega C}}
where
{X_C} is the capacitive reactance, measured in ohms
{X_L} is the inductive reactance, measured in ohms
omega is the angular frequency, 2\pi times the frequency in Hz
The last line is most relevant. 
So the answer depends on how much it Hertz? Whoa!
Trying for a serious answer <damn you can find anything on the internet>…
From : Qualitative Analysis of Human Semen Using Microwaves pdf link
Dielectric constant varied on their samples from a low of 10.11 to a high of 13.92 depending upon time since sample collection and frequency used in their Cavity Perturbation Technique (insert joke here) using a transmission type S-band rectangular cavity resonator, HP 8714 ET
network analyser.
“It’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive! IT’S ALIVE!”
It’s salty, right? (So I’ve heard) Salt in liquid = lots of mobile ions = fairly conductive.
Semen is about isotonic with plasma, so about 1% NaCl equivalent.
CRC gives conductivity of 1% salt as 16 milliSiemens per centimeter. A milliSiemen is is just a milliMho, inverse milliOhm, with a more subject compatible name.
Let’s just say you shouldn’t put a toaster on my keyboard.
Really? No one else is going to step up to the plate on this one?
Fine. In the interest of science, I, shall we say, procured a sample and measured its resistance using a multimeter. Holding the probes 1 cm apart in a fresh sample gave a reading of 54kΩ. I then measured again after 10 minutes and it actually increased to 64kΩ.
As conductance is just the inverse of resistance, we average those numbers together, invert it, and you have your answer: 17 μS (microsiemens).
Now can you cook it in a frying pan please and tell us how conductive it is afterwards?
Doesn’t sound very impressive when you put it like that.
And measure the conductivity of the fish after feeding.
What…no microsemens jokes? What is this board cumming to?
This the man who put uranium ore in his pants, remember?
Obviously he is researching the effects of various applications to his nether regions. It’s all very scientific. Perhaps he wants bright children with curly hair.
ISTR that the Almighty became angry with Onan for spilling his seed on the ground, so I guess those three-fitting outlets are a biblically bad idea.
Next time, on Mythbusters…
That’s not an answer to the question, since what you measured is a property of the sample, not of the substance. Yes, you measured the separation of your electrodes, and that’s important, but it also depends on the geometry of the sample.