The Fat Controller really liked Thomas. Especially after he found out that his piston had a 12"stroke.
I wouldn’t have shared it here. Not because it bothers me, but because I know there are people that will follow you around and bring up past weirdness into other threads.
Because it is a bit weird. I’ll be honest, I wouldn’t bring it up outside your target audience.
Within that bubble, though, there’s no reason to be personally embarrassed or ashamed.
There are people lots weirder and worse, here, so I wouldn’t worry about that. But I wouldn’t bring it out anywhere else.
I have the suspicion that bronies are perilously close to admitting to wanting to sex up some kids. How right am I?
The sexualisation of stuff that’s meant for children skeeves me out. Normally I’m all about letting freak flags fly, so it’s a minor skeeve I guess.
Firmly in the “keep it to yourself” camp. Almost nothing good can come of this being public.
This is a THING? Wow. I would be worried. And would likely not let you into my house. I’m very far from being a prude, but that is Creepy with a capital C.
You asked.
He’s probably writing about threesomes between Lady Elaine, Music Man Stan and Baker Aker…
I admit I am morbidly curious, though.
Pokememan? The Powermuff Girls? Dora the Anal Explorer?
Bugger Bunny? *The Choad Runner? * Popeye the Rail-her Man?
Pokemon? Ben-10? Adventure Time?
Or should I say Poking Man, Ben 10"…
There’s already been live action Scooby Doo porn made[sup]1[/sup], so, you know, it’s…
No, it’s still 14 kinds of creepy with cheese on top.
[sup]1[/sup]Somehow it just appeared on my screen. I have no idea how.
You shouldn’t be embarrassed about your hobby. You should, though, be embarrassed about openly admitting your weird hobby to strangers on the internet.
Although I always suspected Olive Oyl had 3 ways with Popeye and Bluto/Brutus, I never wanted to imagine the details.
Not very.
It’s a bit of a hijack for the thread, but most bronies aren’t fans of the show because of anything sexual.
You’re not. I haven’t watched the series since Series 2 but back when I did, it was simply because it was a genuinely good show, despite being about talking chibi pastel horses. The only thing one can discern from the fact that someone is a brony is that they don’t always judge a book by its cover - or are at least willing to reconsider that first impression. It certainly does not mean one associates themselves with the core target audience, let alone that you want to have sex with them.
Speed Racier?
Samurai Jack-Off?
The Gay Adventures of Billy & Mandy?
Do Scooby-Doo?
Tom Does Jerry?
It’s also laced with an incredible amount of pop-culture references. Several episodes are more or less adaptations of Star Trek episodes redone with pastel horses.
Back-in-da-day, 1st grade was about “reading circles” where a teacher would sit in one of the chairs and each kid would read 10 paragraphs out loud before the “reading out loud” moved on to the next person in the circle of chairs.
Now, you want to imagine a “reading circle” in a classroom for This?
“Ok. Stop Greg. Jennifer, you start now.”
“OK, Mrs Bunhead…
Chapter Ten: ‘The Butt Plug That Almost Didn’t’:
It was morning already and I could tell that Master was Very cross with me. I knew the day would be difficult when I saw that there was no butter on the waffles…”
*Bi-curious George? Bob the Baller? The Bare and Stained Bears? Sticky Mouth Clubhouse? *
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe?
Not even close.
Whoops.
(And yes, it is My Little Pony. Which, bizarrely, when you look at the figures, is topped only by Pokemon in sheer volume of porn produced. In fact, of the top 10 most eroticized characters on Paheal, the “Mane 6” take 6 of the 7 top spots, with Chun Li still at #3. Porn is weird.)
Bi-curious George
Yo Gabba Grabba
50 Shades of Oswald
SpongeBob NoPants
Clifford’s Big Red Dong
Wild Kratts Gone Wild
Mr. Rogers Does the Neighborhood
Sesame Street: Red Light District