How fascist are you? Take the fascism quiz

This.

Worked just fine for me in Chrome.

2.8333333333333335

A liberal airhead.

But almost normal.

3.1 for me. “disciplined but tolerant; a true American”

2.6, a liberal airhead

3.0666666666666 [I forget how many sixes. The last digit was a 7. Presumably a simple repeating decimal.]

I am dubious about the usefulness of some of the questions. Left-wingers and right-wingers both have nutters who believe in conspiracy theories, and both sides have nutters who believe in astrology.

Another liberal airhead checking in…

3.8, another true American here. To all you other true Americans, listen up, what are we going to do about all these whining rotters and liberal airheads that seem to have infiltrated our ranks as of late?

Incidently, I changed some of my answers to get an even higher score to see what result that gives because I don’t think anyone is going to do that naturally.

4 - 5 = “You should practice doing things with your left hand.”

5 - 6 = “Do you have trouble keeping lint off of your black short?”

The categories you can get are listed under the quiz. It says “black shirts”, BTW. “Shorts” somehow seems funnier, though, even if it’s less sensical.

Hah, I’m a “liberal airhead”. Even though I mostly agreed with businessmen and manufacturers being a lot more valuable to society than artists and professors*, and that some people are born with an urge to jump from high places**.

Go figure.

Bottom line - I’m glad I wasn’t trying to get along in 1950 society.
*it’s a good thing they didn’t ask about lawyers.
**I’ve known lots of people with this attribute. I’ve stopped trying to talk them down.

The semi-fascist Saviours of Britain, run by Roderick Spode in the 1930s were commonly called Black Shorts. Possibly a reference.

2.3666 - another liberal airhead over here. The problem with quizzes like these is that it’s fairly obvious which responses lead to which results. Since being a fascist is generally seen as a negative trait, even if you were one subconsciously, you’d choose the “right” answers.

If you want to be an American fascist, the shirts should be silver, not black.

I, on the other hand, would dispute that the test doesn’t say disciplined or tolerant. It most certainly does. Note Eyebrows of Doom’s post where he quotes the test just like I did, same punctuation and all.

Plus the test measures my tolerance, not the era’s.

2.04

I’m a bit surprised, as I tended to answer middle-of-the-road for a lot of the questions. The “strongly disagree” ones were the “obvious” ones to me: the question about homosexuals, American way of life, astrology, conspiracy theories, a flood destroying the earth, and Greco-Roman sex. On the other hand, I think of myself as a mix of liberal and libertarian, so I guess both are, at least in theory, antithetical to fascism, so I guess that makes sense.

Make 'em pay to post? We all know their type ain’t got no money. :wink:

Hah, I had more 6s than that.

2.2 - Liberal Airhead.

Fucking fascists call me a whining rotter.