Okay, apparently the test gives you an expanded answer if you got that score. All it says otherwise is “If your score is 3 to 4.5 you are within normal limits; an appropriate score for an American.”
Hubby Library1900 and I are both Liberal Airheads with matching scores of 2.8666. Pretty funny to me as he’s always saying he wants to vote Totalitarian in the next election.
Both are correct comments although even the expanded version given is still the short version.
The real full version is “You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American and the nation is lucky to have you on its side. From the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli, you exemplify the values and ethics that make up this great nation. Go forth to combat the whining rotters, the airheads as well the sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies and dickheads for you are proud to be an American where at least you know you’re free and you won’t forget the men who died to give that right to you”.
It is sad how many Dopers can’t pass this simple test. I think we may need some type of citizenship remediation classes (mandatory) to help those that can be. We need rehousing funds for those that are incapable.
Another true American here.
Probably invade the rest of the world.
Yet another liberal airhead here, at 2.566666666.
What did you expect? This is a known hangout spot for dweebies and sportos.
2.3; a liberal airhead.
Who do I have to fuck, to be a whining rotter?
2.3666…
0.0666… less liberal-airheaded than panache, above.
1.6, whining rotter.
…which ones are the “sportos,” again? Are they like Veg Outs, or more like Wastoids?
The Leader’s wife.
So can it now be agreed that to call someone on this board a “liberal airhead” is no longer an insult but rather a likely factual description? 
…apparently I’m a thoroughly despicable person who complains a lot, but I had to check the meaning of “rotter” 'cos that one goes to the list of “words I learned on the Dope”. Oh well, how I suffer angst (1.866666…)
Claverhouse, I’m not sure whether to golfclap or point out that panache45 would get an even lower score if he followed his unnatural tendencies and fucked the Leader.
Only because they didn’t know pandas. What did you think all those sexcapades on Zeus’ part were? Dude fucked anything except himself - heck, he even sometimes fucked his wife! And the poll only talked about the Greeks and Romans, which leaves out sex-changing Loki but includes Hermaphroditus…
1.7 Whining Rotter.
Yes, some people are born with an urge to jump from high places. They’re not suicides, they’re… well… BASE jumpers and other adrenaline addicts. Also, I think we have weirder sex on average now than the ancient Greeks and Romans did, because we’re richer on average and the rich have the leisure and the resources to pursue unusual hobbies.
2.833333333 Liberal Airhead
FWIW, on this fairly meaningless survey, I scored
Your F Score is: 3.06666666666666
You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.
Me too.
Same score for me.