To drill covers a lot of ground
Sure you could use a hand drill , point it at the ground, hole drilled, probably not what you are thinking though.
It pretty much goes without saying everything on Armageddon was very removed from reality. Reality was a distant cousin which the film was no longer on speaking terms with.
The machine shown on Armageddon ( Bruces super drilling device that NASA couldn’t get to work) was basically a machine used for river crossing, trench drilling stuff, getting cables and pipes under roads rail and rivers.
Nice picture here.
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They are not complicated things.
They are also not used in oil well drilling. Ever
(A side story Shell once sponsored a project to develop a rack and pinion drive system as seen on those devices, to replace the standard hoisting system to move stuff up and down in a derrick. Shell believed it was the best thing in the world, most of the drilling contractors looked at Shell in much the same way a cat would look at a human)
Mining uses a lot of what are called Shot drilling or blast hole drilling rigs
Nice pic here
These trundle around punching thousands of holes in the ground , dropping some explosive down there and onwards.
Both of these would have been eminently suitable for Bruce and the team. They are simple, heavily automated and good for a few hundred feet. No need for Bruce and the gang to operate those, an astronaut who could operate an on / off switch could master it in a few minutes.
If you want to look at oil well drilling, that started out with hand dug pits and progressed to impact drilling with a cable rig
apparently a 4,000 year old technology that involves poking the ground with a sharp stick, then pulling out the rubble. (There Will Be Blood was surprisingly not completely terrible when it came to showing the technology, not 100% , but not awful, compared to any other movies with drilling in it. Ok it is a pretty low bar)
Colonel Drake brought rotary drilling rigs over from the salt mining industry in the 1850s and essentially the principle hasn’t changes since. Sure they started making them out of metal, and they got bigger, more powerful , heavier loads, better drilling bits, all kinds of wonderous devices that steer the well and measure the rock etc. Really it is a hoist that lowers drill pipe into the ground with a drill bit at the end, you pump fluid down the pipe, rotate the pipe and it brings the cuttings up the annulus and maintains a hydrostatic head.
So what does the driller do? Well if you want to have some fun, go tell one he is really just a glorified crane operator , in fact a crane operator has to deal in 3 dimensions, a driller just has to move the hoist up and down, he has it easy. The driller moves the blocks up and down which applies the weight to the drill bit, turns on and off the rotary speed , turns the pump rate up and down but does all of that in response to the various feed backs he is seeing in terms of weight variations, torque and pump pressure. He is also managing the drill floor crew, which is a full time job, and keeping an eye on pit volumes, watching out for kicks (well they should be) and a myriad of other tasks all associated with keeping the hole getting deeper, or cased or completed. If it were a building site the driller would be the general contractor foreman, there would also be a bunch of general contractor workers (the rig crew) and sub contractors there as well. (The drilling process still involves far too many hands on dials and levers, fortunately automation is finally making ground into the drillers cabin)
Behind him there are a group of rig engineers and rig managers dealing with the drilling rig itself. Then there are drilling and completion engineers planning designing, dealing with logistics the rig contractor and sub contractors. The drilling and completion engineers are basically the architects and building engineers who work for the operator ( the SHELL, EXXON etc)
Finally behind them are the reservoir engineers , Geology and Geophysics and the whole sub surface asset team. They are basically the client who will have epic models of the reservoir and say “ I need a hole through this bit of rock 20,000 feet down , it needs to be at this angle, this length and this diameter with this completion design. The drilling and completions engineers then try and figure out how to get from surface to there, maintaining those parameters at the bottom of the well. Operational geologists , petrophysicsts and other pebble oriented people will help out along the way to identify the formations you are in, work out how far to the reservoir or if you are in the right bit of the reservoir.
So could an astronaut do any of that?
If it is the blast hole / tunnel crossing stuff – sure , and that’s basically what they were doing in the film. Switch on or off.
From an oil well drilling perspective, anything at the rig site – sure ( I have absolutely no idea what Bruce and company were doing at their rig, it bore no resemblance to any drilling operation in the history of ever) . Most things at the rig site would be relatively easily to pick up, or it should have been automated, or if it relies on ‘experience’ then it is probably a task that is really badly documented or analysed, the drilling industry has a long way to go in process control and automation. The one area that some detailed training would be at the well site geologist level, but that is no biggie for astronauts, the whole Apollo group spent extensive time being trained as geologists.
In the drilling completion engineering world, going to be trickier, not undoable, pretty much everyone there is a degreed or masters, and there is often a lot of specialist on speed dial. Caveat if you are in shale factory drilling , or general US land drilling , the drilling program is pretty much “ same as the last well” so you may have one engineer dealing with multiple rigs, rather than multiple engineers dealing with one rig. Either way, An astronaut should have no issues.
Into the subsurface world you start to keep tripping over pHd folks, and whilst astronuts often have pHd, I think it is going to be a stretch to get them up to speed with all of that and al the other stuff.
Could you find anyone to do it top to bottom. Probably not
Could you go and rent a drilling rig and operate it. No easier than any large complex piece multi million dollar piece of industrial equipment ( land rig 30-40 million, deepwater drillship 500-700 million)
If you can figured that out, then you could drill a hole. Where it went and why is a whole other story.
Hope that helps shed some light on the complexities and simplicities of it all.
PCM
(20 years LWD engineer, directional driller, drilling engineer, rig engineer , general oil patch layabout who used to be a physicist)