Not to infringe upon the seriousness of some of the other threads here, but this is perhaps one of the saddest (and strangest) things I’ve read today:
Girl dies after swallowing butterfly
From the article:
Wow what a freak death.
I never did trust butterflies… with their beady little eyes.
OH that is sad, but I still cannot help wondering whether she then “swallowed a spider to catch the fly”.
Nobody ever suspects the butterfly…
Let this be a lesson to all nine-year-old girls in South Africa.
she must not be a spongebob fan. if she was then she would’ve known that butterflies are monsters 
all kidding aside, that is horrible. chaos theory as stuff. a butterfly flaps its wings on the other side of the earth and kills a 9 year old girl.
death sucks.