I loaned my original album of Alices Resturant out and never got it back. I need it back!
That and I have 16 or so jars of pickles in my fridge. The good kind, Clausen. The only kind.
I can get them in cases from work since they make them somewhere in the plant, and the heathens just eat em’ up yum.
Anyone know if you can get Alices Resturant on video or DVD? I must share this with the heathens. They think I’m weird anyway.
It’s a velvet red devil suit Slort. Details are important.
Hello, my name is Kallessa and I have stolen glasses from resturants.
Well, really I have only stolen one resturant glass, the others were stolen for me. This is because I was raised Catholic and still wrestle with the guilt thing. Actually, I wrestle with the “getting caught” thing, once I get away with something, I rarely waste time feeling guilty about it. So, I have on occasion expressed interest in having a certain resturant glass, and somehow it has ended up being presented to me after we have left that establishment. Yes, I have friends who are willing to steal for me. I inspire people to perform minor criminal acts.
I would not, however, inspire anyone to steal pickles. I share Lissla’s opinion of pickles. Lissla has very good opinions.
I won’t comment on the Alice’s Resturant theme, because somebody sounded snotty when he mentioned song lyrics. I know when I’m not appreciated!
Kallessa (pouting, and not for poutine)
Whing Ding Sweet Poutine!!
Now I’m going to change my Hallowe’en costume to “Guilt”. Just so’s Kalley can wrestle with me.
Hmmm . . .wrestling a guilty Rue–now that sounds interesting! Maybe I should dig out my old “Lust” costume (what there is of it).
I’ve got $5 says Kallessa can take 'im!
[sub]drags his chair and a cooler over[/sub]
Well duh! Of course she can take me Bumba. What do you think I am? Stupid?
The big question is WHERE will she take me. The next biggest question is: Will she bring me back?
Hmm… I haven’t intentionally stolen any glasses. I have however accidentally wandered out with a couple of those red plastic coke glasses only seen at pizza joints.
However… I can think of an occasion where I SHOULD have stolen the glasses. Some crappy Parisian bar charged me and my pals 9 euros each for a beer(Kronenbourg). The ONLY reason I didn’t lift the glass was that we thought we were going elsewhere that night. Had I known that the evening would end shortly thereafter, I’d have swiped the damn things with a grin!
Ya know Rue… there’s a place here in Boston that lets everyone keep their glasses… and they have a nifty logo too! The Medieval Manor it is!!!
You can get all dressed up like a lord or lady or knight or whatever you want and they serve you dinner without utensils! There’s even a show where the King presides over dinner and stuff happens and then there’s jousting with french bread only there are no horses and you wield the bread with your knees. Lots of fun really 
And like I said… you can keep the glasses without being a thief!
Darlin’, those lucky enough to get taken by me–they don’t want to go back! <hair toss><come hither look>
Kallessa (femme fatale–and don’t you forget it)
I don’t have any glasses, but I do have several salt and pepper shakers. Not even cool beer bottle shaped ones- just regular ole shakers. I also have a sugar packet holder from IHOP, and a steak knife from Bugaboo Creek.
IHOP has these really cool blinds that my sister’s been eying…if anyone knows of a way to snatch window shades without anyone catching on, my email’s in my profile…
Hmm. I’ve never stolen from restaurant before*, but casinos seem to be “glassware central” in my family. We can’t come back from Laughlin without a bar-quality water glass (short or tall), a glass coffee mug, champagne glass, or a shot glass. They always come from the free drinks accrued from gambling, and we just take them up to the room and “accidentally” pack them in the suitcase.
- Wait, yes I have. I took a side container from a Coco’s once. A small little cup, like you’d get shrimp sauce or au jus in. It’s pretty handy in the kitchen, too.
Y’all really don’t have to steal your tableware from restaurants. You can get some quite nice things at Wally World, Cosco, Sam’s etc. Just remember you need to stop by the place up front where you use money, checks, debit cards and credit cards so you can take the nice things home with you. Normally I wouldn’t mention that one should stop by the checkout lines first because usually I assume everyone knows to do so. However, given the thieving quality of this thread thus far, I feel it necessary to point this out.
-swampbear (lifting Rue’s wallet on his way out of the thread)
I have never seen such a hive of wretched scum and villainy. You people make me sick.
[sub]Mostly because I don’t have any cool glasses…[/sub]
Oh, where’s the fun in that? The risk? The rush? Heck if they just give them away they can’t be that good, now can they?
Did you hear me say anything about wanting to go back Kalley? No you didn’t. I was just wandering if you’d go “eh” and then kick me outta the car. On a dark, deserted highway with cool wind in my hair. Then I’d have to make my way back on my own. Left to my own devices, that might be a harrowing experience.
T’chuh! Swampy’s just soooo good, yet the first chance he had he roots around in my back pocket. I don’t think he was even after my wallet to start with. (Not that I’m not duely flattered of course.)
I was going to tell you Slort, if you show up you just might get a special glass outta the deal. But I figure if you have to be bribed you really don’t like me that much. So there.
-Rue. (italiccy)
Hey, if you ever planned anything afternoony, I’d be all over it like a flock of rhinoceri* pursuing a pickle truck.
[sub]* Rhinoceropodia love pickles. You didn’t know that?[/sub]
As for Kallessa…meh, women. You can’t live with them, you can’t trust them not to truss you up in piano wire, ballgag you, beat you roundly and then leave you in a ditch off in the Allegan forest somewhere. Even if you are wearing a Guilt suit.
Please. You know you loved it. 
Piano wire! Piano wire! Give me a break, that stuff is nasty. I’m not even going to acknowledge the reference to a ball gag. Ugh, how gauche. Someone of my caliber only uses the finest silk.
And feathers. Lots of long, soft feathers, alllllllll over the body.
All the while drinking cold beverages out of a stolen resturant quality glass. Life is good.
So is that a pickle in yer pants or are you just glad to see me? Oh wait, that is a pickle cause you lifted that 5 gallon bucket of pickles from Costco.
-swampbear (I got nothin’ to add here)