Why would you pay for a fork when you can get 'em for free, huh Mudshark?
Rue
It sounds like you’ve got a rare specific psychological disorder…kleptoxymoronicsilcaphasia. That is the tendency to steal (klepto) glass products (silica) you find to be curious, confusing or confounding (oxymoronic) by their description. (ie: restaurant “quality” glasses AND “cool/bad boy” clip-on shades)
phasia, then you brag about it.
I suggest you seek professional counseling immediately. The disorder progresses rapidly once the subject recognizes the problem. It is highly likely that you have already advanced to the next level and are not aware of it.
Look around your home and see if you have any other similar items you didn’t purchase. Like rap “music” CD’s or some such.
i despise pickles…
I like pickles, but today I discovered that the ones I bought make my entire little lunch cooler smell pickle-y. Even the ice. In fact, when I put some ice in my Black cherry flavored water, it had a pickle-y undertone.
ugh
put them in a mason jar, maybe…
but give me fried zucchinni any day 
i’m obsessed with the stuff…
I like pickles too, even though they always look like they’ve been spelled wrong to me.
, oh, and here’s your sig back, FCM, but I’m keeping this highlighter that just happened to find its way into my pocket. Oh, look! A wallet!
How else would you spell it, lightning?