ooooOOOOOOoooohhhh…
Red Robin glasses are KEWL!
(gotta nick ME one!)
<Grizz… who used his 900th post to write this>
No you didn’t. It’s right here, next to the… um, under these… oh, in the middle draw… Dang! Gimme back my ruler!
FairyChatMom I don’t need your ruler. I got like six of the things in my center desk drawer. That nifty paper clip holder… now that’s worthy of thiefage. 
I rather like that tape dispenser as well
Hahahahaha! My new ruler is awesome. I think I’m going to go out and…HEY, WHO TOOK MY SHOES!
swampy, you don’t need the ruler, I need it to swat you. Sheesh, take notes if you can’t keep up!! 
As for the paper clip holder - it’s called a drawer! And don’t even think of pinching my tape dispencer. We don’t cotton to pinchage 'round these parts!
Ya know, that really is a nifty watch Slortar’s wearing. I use to have one just like it but it just went missing one day…hmmm.
I gotta go now. I need to buy some tape for nifty new tape dispenser.
Beany Malone! Beany Malone! A whole series by Lenora Mattingly Weber. Her sister, Mary Fred Malone, was working at a dude ranch in the summer & some hot guy staying there was “giving her the rush” as they used to say, only she saw written by his name on his guest index card the notation “s.f.” was was “instantly un-enamored”. Stands for “sticky-fingered”.
Of course, that doesn’t explain the little blue sauce bowl from Chili’s that sits in my cupboard. fessie, s.f.
Oh well then, you *couldn’t * be talking about me. I wash my hands all the time just so’s they don’t get all sticky.
You pet your dog with sticky hands and then people talk.
OMG! You have a child that will shake the parmesean cheese! Oh, her morals are already gone. The connection between childhood cheese shaking and a life without morals is well established. Concentrate on the boy. 
Okay–which one of you took my yellow highlighter and my “keep your anxiety in check” squeeze ball?
Kallessa, it was probably slortar - that’s one regular “light-fingered Louie”, I tell ya! Plus I never trust a person who can’t keep track of something as basic as shoes…
I didn’t steal nothin from nobody. Yup.
HEY!!!
Sheesh, can’t have anything nice around here or someone will take it. Buncha kleptomaniacs… :mad:
Note to self - watch out for that lightingtool character…
snortage
I just wanted to tell you are that I am, at this very minute, eating a piece of the most decadent and delicious chocolate cake you can imagine. Mmmmmmmm.
And I didn’t have to steal anything to get it!
We should all get more cakeage into our lives.
Cakeage is good. In fact, all snackage is good.
<sneaks into thread and sidles up to Kallessa. Reaches out and swipes major cakeage. Runs from thread!>
MMMMMMMMMM… cakeage!
Trips swampbear “accidentally”, steals cake and wallet. Sidles over to FCM, lifts yellow highlighter from her pocket. Plants highlighter and wallet (after removing cash) in lightningtool’s back pocket.
Y’know, that lightningtool looks kinda suspicious. You might want to pat him down or something…
T’chuh! Yeah, pat lighting down. He’ll like that.
AH! slortar! Look out, behind you! It’s CLEAVAGE! (Just getting you in the Hallowe’en mood.)
gives high-pitched battlecry
Oh, phew. False alarm.
Thanks, Rue. Now I’m going to have nightmares about Renfair cleavage tonight.
I’ve taken an entire set of silverware from Denny’s once.