flatlined you are my hero!
I love it! My wife and I don’t hold back at all if stupidity is afoot.
So is that Jesse Eisenberg singing the song? Sounds like him.
Do the Plain White T’s get royalties off this version?
This is my favorite thread today! 
Cthulhu Callay! Oh frabjous day!
You are both heroic for singing in public and for sharing this song. Cthulhu and I, we go back a long time.
I love it!
They won’t know that 
Thread hijack/
I’ve always liked “pawned” better than “pwned”.
First “pwned” just sounds lame.
Second I’ve always thought of it like this:
“Pwned” is just a miss spelling of owned so I take it to have the same meaning. “You suck so bad that I onwed you so now you have to live in my house and do my chores for me.”
“Pawned” to me means, “You are so lowely compared to me that you are not worthy to even live in my house so I am taking your ass to the pawn shop to sell you off for a nickle. I don’t want to be in the vacinity of your suckage just in case it might rub off on me.”
/End highjack
And good on the OP.
Yes, but they must collect the royalties from Chthulhu.
Just try.
OK, in that case, the store manager can agree to whatever outrageous demand is being made by the obnoxious shopper, in exchange for which, he or she agrees to sign the contract (and never return to the store).
Huzzah!
I must confess to being baffled as to how the OP “pawned” this woman. She’s being obnoxious to the clerk, and two guys in line behind her start singing some random song that has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the situation? Yeah, OK, she gets annoyed, but so what?
Played the song - hubby and I both adore it. I must find more like it. Thanks for sharing that. 
the song is crazy, the fact that there were 2 people willing to sing it and who knew the lyrics is just insane, much better than the last time I got in some crazy ladies face at the grocery store. (very similar to your story) after the clerk was done with her she started to leave but then turned to start bitching again…she never got another word out, I told her to shut the fuck up and leave, when she started to talk I told her no-one here wants to hear or put up with your retarded drama queen bullshit, take your groceries and get the hell out of here.
evidently a pissed off 6’3" guy with long hair yelling at her was enough to get her attention, she left, the cashier and the manager both thanked me and one customer behind me said something like “Preach it Brother” while I was in her face. I almost lost it laughing right then.
On behalf of all people who work with the public, thank you!
We should put this song on our hold queue music at work so they know not to be too annoying when they get to us.
I think it may be the fact that two independent people synched up on the same random song, and the fact that it had absolutely nothing to do with her situation was a way of demonstrating that they weren’t taking her complaint seriously at all.
That, and the fact that the lady demanded they stop, and they refused - and the store clerk claimed there was nothing she could do to make them stop - and that this was apparently enough to make the lady give up and leave.
Same here. The fact that two random people have even heard of this song, let alone have the words memorized, is beyond belief frankly. And even if so, why would the woman care?
The OP is todally photoshopped.
Count me in with those who don’t understand how this lady was “owned” or “pawned” or whatever it is the cool kids say. If I was the store manager, I’d be more apt to throw out the people singing than a bitchy customer.