How I will get rich off monkeys

[hiebram]

This article basically says that the reason we spend so much time buying tabloids and watching Hollywood news shows is an evolutionary holdover. Monkeys also have a tendency to prefer looking at pictures of individuals who are higher in their social structures. They are even willing to “pay” for the priviledge in juice, but it’s the last line that shows me where I’ll be making all my money:

On a more crude note, some of the findings might also shed light on humans’ taste for pornography: male monkeys in the study also willingly “paid” to see females’ rear ends.

I’m gonna start selling porno to monkeys!

“Banana-RAMA!”
“Banana-RAMA! 2: Skinning the Banana”
“Curious George Does Dallas”
“Meet the Monkey Fockers”

Hiebram

[SteveG1]

Chimps Gone Wild
Behind The Green Banana
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[Keapon_Laffin]

Is that a banana in your hand or are you just happy to see me?
A wild night in the Chicago Zoo.
Slutty chimp twins!