Does it have to be with the same species?
(TMI warning)
3 days - but only because I just finished my period.
May 2000. Hopefully, that’ll change this semester…
Eight long days.
What day last June did the movie “Chicken Run” premiere?
It’s been since the late evening of that day.
Wait… wait… waaaaiiiiiiiiitttttt…
Okay. Done.
kidding! just kidding! I swear!
20 minutes later you log on?
You`ll be lucky to ever get any again.
A day and a half.
That’s not to say I have sex every other day or anything extravagant like that.
Sigh.
I can’t count that high with all my clothes on. 
One week.
Six days. I’m going out tonight, so the drought should end.
Uh… 1 1/2 hours ago.
Two days.
Would have been less if it hadn’t taken so long to get the baby to sleep last night.
I paid her and she left already
Okay, all you people under the hour range…what are you doing posting? aft-play, people. Sigh.
I was gonna post…
…but now I’m not.
YOU FUCKERS!!!
Literaly!
Well, oral sex: about two months, give or take.
Actual penile-vaginal sex: well…18 years.
Seeing as I am only 18 years old, we all know what that means.
(just for the record, if she hadn’t ended the relationship, I might have been able to list my time in hours, because it was very close to that point.)
A year and 7 days.
I can certainly vouch for THAT! Miss you, honey. See you in …hmmm…how many hours is it now? Roughly 180 or so.
Oh, and masturbation? Wouldn’t you just like to know!
<rushes out to make sure she has all of the preparations ready>
I can empathize completely, Fretful and The Nerd and the rest of you that have been doing without. 
Too DAMN long!
Hard to believe it’s only been (counts) 9 days. Nine very long, very difficult days.
sigh
Sure, the damn sex drive kicks in NOW.