Who has gone without sex the longest and the shortest amount of time (at the time of your reply)

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A contest, of sorts.
Looking for the person, in this thread, who has gone the longest without sex…and the person who has most recently had sex.

Some rules:

  1. Masturbation/Sex with self doesn’t count. :stuck_out_tongue:
  2. The time limit applies to when you make your post in this thread, not when this thread was made. For example, if you had sex right after this topic was made, yet don’t reply to it for another ten minutes, anyone who replies with a post saying they just had sex five minutes ago would obviously beat you.
  3. I realize there might be joking replies, which is obviously okay, but to make it fair as to what to accept or not, I will not be accepting any answers of “I’m having sex right now!” :stuck_out_tongue:
  4. There will be two categories for “longest time without sex”. A. Those who have never had sex (the winner being whoever is oldest) and B. Those who have actually had sex and hold the record for longest time since.

Right then, I’m not in the running for “Most Recent”…although I think I’m a good canidate, right from the start, for longest time without (Non-virgin category).
2 years.

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12 hours ago. Humm. Don’t think I’ll win either catagory.

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Bastard. :stuck_out_tongue:

Longest without: 5 months, 10 days.

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I think it was about 10 or 11 hours ago.

I don’t know how long the ‘longest without’ was. Maybe 3 or 4 years from the very first time until the next time. After that … probably the longest was 2 years.

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6 years and counting.

Also 7 times in 7 hours (with the same person)

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Less than an hour ago.

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Looks like Add and panache both have the respective title holds so far. Less than hour ago? :smiley:

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I am celibate. I have gone without sex for over ten years. Please send me my prize.

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just in case Paul gets disqualified for " getting lucky"
I would like to register my claim to fame at 9 years and 2 months, the last time I had sex Clinton was still president in your country.

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I’m currently about 14 months into a dry spell, which is also about the longest I’ve gone since losing my virginity, and I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s another 14+ months in my future.

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Virginal, aged 16.5 years.

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does any type of non-“self-love” count? I mean as long as it is consenting adults and at least one sex organ is stimulated? Not a BJ but CL?

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As I type thjis inyto my blackberryy!,!
Whhoo!!

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7 years and I don’t miss it. Batteries don’t leave dirty clothes on the floor or mess up the kitchen. I live where I work (in a cemetery) and I have 7 hot groundskeepers who mow and take out the garbage - I don’t have to clean up after them, either.

I love living in PamWorld, even if most of it is in my imagination (I have a lively fantasy life!)

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Sigh… this is embarrassing, but… going on 19 years. That is, I last had sex in early 1991. :rolleyes:

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The last time I had sex was about three hours ago.

Longest without was about three months, I think. Longest three months of my life. I realize I don’t come close to the record, but recognize my suffering, dammit!!! :wink:

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GESancMan beats me - and I expected to be the longest in this thread at this point. I’m at 14 years, 4 months. (though I have reality-based hopes that this may just be changing soon)

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While I will totally admit to cashing in many points in order to get the cheap win…

Having sex while I’m typing this. :smiley:

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I think the prize is that Sting comes to your house and sings an acoustic version of “The Bed’s Too Big Without You” with accompaniment on the lute and the antara. Congratulations.

Stranger

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Haven’t had sex since August 1985.

Not a virgin.