and is willing to admit it.
Do INFLATABLE AMERICANS count as masturbation? If so, does it have to be an inflatable human?
For me… well, I’ll just say Bush was still president. But ego requires I mention he was in his second term.
Virgin, 42.10. And Age of Consent here is 16…
HA!!! I am relieved to find I don’t win category B. The fact that I would place is really nothing to brag about.
About two and a half hours.
I haven’t done the deed since I got pregnant with MiniShell. She turns 8 in December. 
Well, so far I have you all beat.:(:(:(
It’s been a long strange time without…mid-90’s, somewhere. I’ve actually lost track.
But masturbation doesn’t count… oh.
From Quartz’s profile:
Why is it that women hate us so?
I’m a 26 year old virgin male, not by choice. Also, not an IT professional, but close enough. I think within 100 years humanity is going to go extinct once there’s no one left to fix the computers that are needed to run anything and everything. Women, why must you destroy humanity? Why do you all hate the human race? 
About 30 hours ago. Maybe 31.
So the last time you had sex was October 10, 2007?
Cuz the last time I had sex was Dec 12, 2007. And the time BEFORE that was January 6, 2007, and the time before that was August 31, 2006.
So that makes three times total in just over three years, the last time being 1 year and 10 months ago.
You people are depressing the hell out of me.
And of course, driving me crazy with curiosity. Do your parts still work?
Maybe that should be a category separation… what’s the longest for people whose bodies still function and feel sexually? Cuz I can’t believe that all you folks who’ve gone such incredibly long times have done so while still being able, willing, and eager.
My sympathies.
sigh Without for 35 weeks and 1 day. (and 3 hours, but who’s counting?)
35, female, married, 37 weeks preggers.
You do know it won’t be the booby prize, right?
Oh, what the hell.
44 years, 2 months.
What counts as sex anyway?
I’ll be 25 on Wednesday and I’m a virgin. Also, I’m starting to think I may be invisible.
Holy crap…I was just about to tell Quartz he won the virgin one…but do you have him beat? If not, you definitely have the longest “non-virgin” win…
Can we post twice in the same thread? It’s less time now. . . 