What's the longest you've gone w/o sex?

How long have you gone without sex with the opposite sex (or same sex if you so desire?) Any celebates in here? Just curious. I went about 6 months one time in between marriages…it sucked. :slight_smile:


Yours truly,
aha

17 years… :wink:

2 minutes, and they were the longest 2 minutes of my life.

What? Someone’s gotta be the smart-ass around here…


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Longest time since losing my virginity is now. only 2 and a half months, but no relief in sight.

Of course, before that: 21 years, 2 months, 12 days and 4 hours.

Year and a half. No sex, no smooches, nothin’. Man, that sucked.

20 years and counting! Unless you count masturbation, which, since I learned how to do it without my hands Ive only stopped for the few minutes it takes to change my shorts. JUST KIDDING… hehe… yknow… I DO NOT HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU!


Where’s my side of FUN!?

Kisses!
Ophy

18 years, 7 months, and 13 days and counting.


I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

Hmm well lets see… I was married for… heh! a very long time…


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Five years and counting… :frowning:


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Not sure. Years though. Sadly, I don’t miss it. I really hope they can straighten out my meds so I actually have the desire again.



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Hmmm. Here I was feeling sorry and lonely because my hubby is so far away, and this is the second time, so I know it’s only going to get worse, and I read some of these posts. :frowning:

I don’t feel so bad, now. sigh not much, anyway. It’s been 2 months this time, 1 year and 6 days the last time.
Before I lost my virginity, 19 years, 6 months and I forget how many days.


Don’t make me come down there.
God

The longest I ever went was 15 years. Of course, that was from birth until I lost my virginity…


What am I supposed to say? I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork. How are you? --GPB

It’s been so long I think I’ve regained my virginity…

Since I’ve lost my virginity, I have gone w/o sex for only a few weeks. I’m addicted to it.

As most of you know - 30 years. My whole life.


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Hell, I feel like Rodney Dangerfield.
If it weren’t for pickpockets I wouldn’t have a sex life.

No matter how I answer this question I’m gonna get shit…


Best!
Byz

Voted most sex obsessed. (Yeah, blow me smart ass!)

Hmmmm, good question…been a while…but can’t pinpoint the “longest” time

Two and a half years and counting…and the time before that it was two years…but Im hoping thatll change when my almost-SO comes for a visit in May.

(scarlets gonna get la-id, scarlets gonna get la-id)


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