How long has it been since you had sex?

Hmm. William Jefferson Clinton would not agree. But to actually answer your question, it doesn’t count because it’s my thread, and I say so!
Sorry amarinth. :smiley:

One week. Before that a long nine months.

Now I’m counting the days until I can get back to Victoria, Canada next month. Well, if I survived nine months I guess I can survive one. (Cold shower time!)

i dont know how long its been. three or four days. i get woozy from lack of sex after a day or two. “That” time for me too. but almost over! god, i’d better get some tonight or i think i might die. (too much melodrama? nah!)

Hmmm…about 12 hours, give or take. Better question: how long until you HAVE sex again?

Me: about 4-5 hours, I’m guessing.

RIGHT NOW

bbbwwhaaahahahahha

we’re sitting here…
right now, reading this…having sex.

Sheesh.
Since last time: Um … let me get a calendar.
Three years, six months, eleven days, and somewhere between six and ten hours.
Until next time: Within five months from now.

Now that I’m sufficiently depressed, it’s back to work.

Pthbbbbbbt! So there! :wink:

I would hereby like to change my answer to 15 hours ago…

wonderful changes a day can make! :smiley:

Living with your exSO can very rairly have its advantages… hehe.

I was gonna post right after but the bitch was already on the computer. L

8 Hours. My Birthday is tommorow so I’m sure to get Birthday sex! Happy birthday to me! :slight_smile:

Okay, and why don’t virgins count? Hmmm?

Because I recently turned 20, and I’m still one of 'em. :frowning:

Since october 15 2000. Not for lack of desire or partner, either. Sigh… And to think of all the fun things I could be doing to him, too. And him doing to me, and us each other… :smiley:

At 8:30 am this morning, roughly 6 hours ago. Ah, married life. :smiley:

approximately 25 hours ago.

next time? probably 2 days (not going to see the beau until Wednesday)

Four years ago. Last time (f)R and I did it. Really rough living with someone and no action.

I can’t help but picture in my mind Dopers who have just finished having sex and the very first thought that springs to mind is “Hey, I’d better fire up the ol’ computer so I can post a really LOW number to the sex thread!”

A mere two days ago (as I hinted in this post). :smiley:

Yes, I consider two days to be “mere” after only recently coming off more than five years without.

Now I’m hoping that I can make some arrangements to go no more than a month without – seeing as how it’s my birthday next month, and birthday sex would be fab.

Mmmmm, birthday sex…

Jeyen

36 Hours… and she told me to pull her hair :eek:

l hour

And it was fabulous.

Did I mention that a new Hustler Hollywood store just opened up nearby.

One word…cyberskin. OOooooooooohhhhh yessssssss

Life sucks. :frowning:

hmmmmmmmmm, well, I remember LIKING it a whole lot…

I hope this helps you feel better, ** Lizard ** it’s been six years, and it don’t look like nuttin’ is gonna come my way any time soon either. And YES, I’m legally married too, doggone it.