I think I’m an accountant trapped in a math nerd’s body.
Can I watch you folks do your taxes?
That’s so unoriginal and I have the statistics to prove it!
Speaking of obscure…
Can anybody locate the lyrics to the “Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie” song that included the lyrics “Tax me, tax me Brian, tax me long and tax me hard” and included a reference to his “stubby G.S.T.”?
Bitter Canadians may be a better source than google for this one.
The rest of you can just go about your business.
Seems like a good place to ask as any: What the hell are “jackboots”?
“I would tax the nude in my bed. No, not tax. What is the word… Oh – welcome!”
“I would tax Raquel Welch. I’ve a feeling she’d tax me.”
I don’ do taxes, Sam C.P.A,
I do not do them any way
I will not do them when at home
I will not do them when I roam
I could not, would not, in a tree
Do my own tax on my PC
Or Mac or Linux, Windows too
Nor watching monkeys at the zoo.
I don’t do taxes in the fall
But I’ll do yours now in the hall
Or quickly up against the wall
Spread out on a kitchen table
We’ll sum and deduct here and there
We’ll do our taxes everywhere
I would, and should, when I’m able
Do it upside down on the shelf
When I’m alone I’ll tax myself
When I think about you I tax myself! Oh whoah-oh…
LC
They want to tax my capital gains. Yeah, baby!
Whenever I see the word “filth” used in any kind of sexual context I can’t help but think of the grandmother from “Flowers in the Attic.”
It’s the Tax maaan, whoooooah it’s the tax mannnnnnnn…
No love, just tax, followed next with a check and a note
That last night was dope
Let’s talk about tax, baby (sing it)
Let’s talk about you and me (sing it, sing it)
Let’s talk about tax (come on)
Let’s talk about tax (do it)
Let’s talk about tax (uh-huh)
Let’s talk about tax
I heard that Republicans hate taxes so much, they tried to impeach a former President for his tax life. Is this true?
Tax Bomb, Tax Bomb, you’re my Tax Bomb…
I want to tax you like an animal!
Esprix
In my opinion, it’s all in how you fill the GAAP. Strap it on, baby, yeah!!!
(Man, I can remember when “yeah, baby” was fresh.)
According to Merryll, Lynch, Masters, and Johnson, you do not go blind if you do your own taxes. Nor do they, nor the American Psychiatric Reserve Board consider doing taxes for people of your own socio-economic bracket a fiscal perversion.
George Harrison was a pervert.
I think I feel a deduction coming on…
:rolleyes: Accountants don’t do taxes for the enjoyment of math nerds.