5 yeas ago today I married my best friend.
My wife was pissed, but Bob and I are very happy.
mmm
Twenty-one years. Texas recognizes common-law marriage 
I will be married 13 years in December but only the first 3 were good, and that might be a stretch. I basically don’t consider myself married outside of legal aspects for the past 5-9 years or so, depending on how I look at it.
Just celebrated our 25th anniversary.
It would have been 14 years of marriage in February, and 19 years total in August. 
Two and a half years. It’s my second marriage, and she’s better looking than me and makes more money, so I’m not sure who the trophy spouse is.
33 years on the 21st of this month.
Classic exchange:
“In all that time, did you ever consider divorce?”
“Divorce? No. Murder? Many times.”
26 years as of today.
I’m picking up dinner and roses on my way home.
In August we’ll (hopefully) hit 36 years.
Come August, it’ll be 19 years married. This past April marked 23 overall.
Also in April was our son’s 2nd birthday. We’re 40 and 41; our chronology is, um, different.
In July we will be living together for 20 years. Married for over 19.
Married 28 years as of this past Saturday. We’ve been together though since Sept 1980, so that’s pushing 39 years …
June 23rd will be 22 years.
About 29 years to two different baby mama’s, with a 3 year gap in between.
35 years.
We’ll beat you by a month :D.
In August, we’ll have known each other for 42 years.
I was a math major in college, so I can’t quite figure out how all that is possible while I’m still 29 years old…
Until 2 years, 2 hours, and forty minutes ago, I had been married for 40 years.
September will be 26 years.
17 years this month. Together 20 years.
37 years in August.