No Penis. No Peace.
Know Penis. No Peace.
No eror has occurred.
Couldn’t locate the thread via search-it was shortly after I’d joined this group, but the topic was similar.
IIRC my post was that I was big enough that the FAA required lights on it to avoid collision with aircraft.
The next poster replied that when he used field glasses, he could see a gorilla near the tip of his, swatting at airplanes.
My dick’s so big that…
-it calls ME “bitch”.
-it makes me ride shotgun while it drives.
-it beat me armwrestling.
-the Chunnel has a cigarette after it passes through.
-it punched another hole in my belt.
And remember, you can’t say “happiness” without saying “penis”.
A friend of mine once said “My third husband had an eleven-inch penis, but I divorced him anyway.”
A most telling statement, I thought.
And a worthy one!!!
Sorry, I thought it was
No Penis. No Peace.
Know Penis. No Piece. 
Try turning parts of into seperate pdfs, then afterwards Acrobat can easily stick them back together.
You’re selling Penis Mighters? Do they actually make your penis mighty?
That’s it.
::unsubscribe::
Well, I have to say, my penis is only 4 inches.
But some women like it that wide.
Still doesn’t work. I keep getting an error message saying that the source file is unsupported or somehow corrupted. The only way I could make it work was to print out a hard copy and import it into Acrobat via the scanner. The resultant file is 1.81 MB. If you still want it, say the word. To make the file smaller, I only scanned the first two pages. The report is three pages long, but the third page consists only of the references. Here it is:
Works Cited:
(1) Unpublished study conducted by Ansell Limited. <http://www.free-condom-stuff.com/fcs2003/education/research.htm>.
(2) Kinsey, A. C., Pomeroy, W. B., & Martin, C. E. (1948). Sexual Behavior in the Human Male. Philadelphia: W. B. Saunders Company.
(3) Penile length in the flaccid and erect states: guidelines for penile augmentation. Wessells H, Lue TF, McAninch JW. J Urol. 1996 Sep;156(3):995-7. Department of Urology, University of California School of Medicine, San Francisco, USA.
What were the results again, Washoe? I couldn’t hear you over the size of my WANG.
pines
spine
snipe
penis
Go to yousendit.com and upload it and then post the link here. Then anyone who wants it can download it.
http://s28.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1MZMIGY5MQQDL2C43TQJLOOBPF
Remember, I omitted the bibliography to make the file smaller. See post # 52 above.
Why does this one come up so often?
Because inquiring minds want to know…um I guess :rolleyes:
…but how long is that in football fields?
What? I got the wrong thread? Again?
I’m 6 foot tall…
lying down