Ok, we’ve all had them (or most of us have, anyway)…seeing as how I’ve got sex on my mind anyway, I might as well find out if it’s worth feeling sorry for myself or if I’m not remotely close the longest time.
I’m currently at approximately 7.5 years (seeing as how the last time I had sex* was the weekend I graduated from college). The option has come up a couple of times - the most recent this summer, but since that was a married cow-orker, I wasn’t about to do that.
*sex being defined as actual intercourse or oral sex. If you define any sexual contact as kissing/making out/whatever you want to call it, then it’s been more recent. But still not recent enough.
I don’t want to hear how “easy” it is for women to get some. Sure, in theory it is, but I’m not necessarily a one night stand kind of person, so that’s really not an option.
Tenth grade was a real bummer. I moved far away to a new school, where I didn’t know anybody, and I was too young to have a car and drive back to my old neighborhood. I went from the day school started, about September 1st, until Thanksgiving weekend, when I hooked up with Linda.
I was really thankful for Linda, that Thanksgiving.
I went for over 12 years, with my dry spell ending just last September. Unfortunately the girl I was seeing then is no longer in my life, and the count has resumed (sigh). I’m already up to 95 days so far since then.