Test yourself here.
I can stomp 23 of the little buggers, thanks to my total willingness not to give any quarter.
When I just read the thread title and thought it was a poll, I was going to say five. But the site tells me it’s more like 18.
19! Take that you dirty little buggers!
I’m sure I could take more, since the broken bones and death would scare the other little buggers off.
23 here. And yer damn right I could, too! Nobody – nobody puts so much as a toe-print on my goddamn lawn.
[sub]Little bastards.[/sub]
Geez, and I thought I was bad-ass.
- I wonder how they come up with these numbers.
25 here. I need to take up kung-fu, just to be safe.
Thirty-four, here. Apparently, I’m meaner than the rest of you.
I could take 31 in a fight. I am not suprised by this. However, if they were to bring me a peace offering of pizza, chocolate, or a season of The Simpsons on DVD I would call a truce.
The site says 20, which IMO is completely ridiculous. I have a 5-year-old of my own, and he and a couple of his buddies could probably bring me down if they were determined, and didn’t get distracted halfway through to go search the kitchen for marshmallows or something.
- That sounds about right
10
No comment.
Tris
- But I’m a bit of a scrapper.
I’ve also always been complimented on how well-behaved children seem to be when I babysit them.
Me: “Here’re your little angels back, Mrs. Johnson! Oh, I’ll sit them anytime, anytime. By the way, little Annie Sue lost five of her baby teeth today! Also, Timmy learned a new word!”
Good times.
28, I think because I can’t kick more than 3 feet, probably.
I thought the thread title was, “How Many (of you) could take a 5-Year Old (on a) Flight”, in reference to the mom poster who had asked if a five-year-old could fly by him or her self.
I have 2 sons and am a Cubmaster, so there’s no way in hell I’d back off for a second in a fight with 5 year olds! They can smell fear, and they feed on uncertainty.
But I’m old and tubby, so apparently I could only take 27
- They didn’t say whether I could bring my baseball bat or not.
Also, +10 if I get to do it to “Beat on the Brat”.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh oh!
Those are two VERY BIG ifs.
29, FTR.
16, but seriously, you guys. Fighting little kids is not the answer.
Recruiting the little kids into a giant army of adorable and yet lethal tots, however…
- There’d be owees and boo boos a’plenty!