How many five year olds can you take in a fight?

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

I could only take 11. I don’t think I’m ruthless enough.

  1. But then I’m pretty bad-ass.

23, and I’m pretty surprised about the lengths I’d go to win. Holds barred? Nope, not even against 5 year olds.

  1. That sounds about right.
  1. I knew that from the other day, when we had this exact same thread. In fact this is at least the 4th thread we’ve had on this topic, but at least one of them was not from this week.

Bring it bitches.

  1. I guess I’m the weakling so far!
  1. That’s my twin sons’ entire Kindergarten class. Yeah, I can see that.

30 here. I am so bad!

28 and I just found this this morning independent of this website. A coworker can take 31.

Hah! I answered (truthfully) in the exact middle on every single question, and I came up with 12, so I assume that’s the “average”.

30 here. And then the leftovers can be used for soup…

13, but I’m fairly short and have never been in a fight.

25, although in reality I’m not sure if I could bring myself to bite a kid. For the purposes of the survey, I told myself they were mutant zombie children. It’s kill or be killed!

  1. I failed primarily on the moral compass part- I just don’t think I could eye gouge a five year old.

23.

Of course, the *real * question is, how many five year olds can you take in a fight, if one of them is Chuck Norris?!

Not so tough now, are ya?

Hey! I already started this same thread, on Tuesday. The only difference is I think I used “could” instead of “can” in the thread title. See here. Harumph!