At best, I’m mildly radioactive.
I’m just mild.
-D/a
All hail the Administerminator!
There can be only one Marley!
[sup]Yes, I’m sucking up in hopes of becoming the next master. Sue me.[/sup]
About 6. Everyone else is a couch potato.
My guess: no, yes
You would guess that!… My actual count: yes, no. REFUTE THAT, <redacted>!
But not just mildly attractive.
I’ve been called worse.
<checks mirror>
-D/a
There are actually 6,864 active Dopers. However,
1,231 post only in Game Room threads.
3,652 post only in the Pit, and usually only in threads pitting other posters.
1,114 are teenagers posting about their sorry love lives in IMHO and MPSISM.
866 are waiting for trigger words like “Jesus,” “Obama,” “Romney,” and “race” to launch vituperative arguments and counterarguments in GD and Elections.
Leaving only one active poster to answer general questions, discuss fine arts and post pictures of kitties.
How may I help you?
Well, I know who I am — but who are all you zombies?
Post more kitty pictures.
All you zombies, show your faces…
I’m at least occasionally active. Having a 5 year old in the house periodically forces bursts of activity on you.