How many arms/hands have been cut off in the Star Wars series (Obvious Spoiler Alert)

A lot of people have lost a limb in this series, and I was trying to remember them all–my poor memory failed me. I don’t feel the need to watch all six movies to find out, so here’s what I can remember off the top of my head:

  1. Creature loses an arm in the bar scene in A New Hope when Obi Wan cuts it off to protect Luke.

  2. Snow Monster of some sorts loses his arm when Luke chops it off at the beginning of Empire.

  3. Luke loses his own arm when Darth Vader chops it off at the end of Empire.

  4. Mace loses his arm to Anakin in Revenge of the Sith.

I know I have to be missing several, so please help fill in the blanks.

Dooku loses both hands to Anakin at the start of Rev Of Sith.

And Anakin lost his hand to Dooku.

2 Tusken Raiders lose their heads by Anakin in Tatooine

Jango Fett is beheaded by Mace Windu

Vader loses his hand to Luke

Anakin loses 3 of his limbs to Obi-Wan

I assume you’re not counting droids–C-3PO gets dismembered several times.

Whoops–sorry I was counting beheadings (going beyond the scope of the OP)

Zam Wesell has her hand cut off by Obi-Wan

Doesn’t Vader lose one of his (artificial) hands to Luke in Return of the Jedi?

Does General Grievous count or is he too droidish?

Damn me for not remembering Anakin or Dooku (perhaps my favorite).

I think Grievous is good to go.

And proving that there’s a website for every single damn thing: The Chopped-Off Limbs Of Star Wars!

Well, Grievous loses 2 hands.

More heads:

Dooku

Vader (in the Dagobah cave)

2 clone troopers on Kashyyyk

Wow. Thanks Max Torque. Yet another place for me to waste valuable time…

So, uh, what’s the total?

Wasn’t there a thread a few weeks back that said ROTS had an anti-gay message? With all this hand-chopping, I’d say it had an anti-MASTURBATION message.

This is slightly off topic , but not really .

Over Memorial Day weekend I drove out to my best friend’s house in Virginia , and sorta had a movie-fest . Went to see ROTS and Kingdom of Heaven at the theater , and watched a shitload of DVDs.

Somewhere along the way , it dawned on us that there were hands being chopped off in almost EVERY movie we saw . Star Wars , Kingdom , King Arthur , The Two Towers , and I’m sure I am forgetting some . We got to giggling about it saying we wished we had kept track of all the hands being chopped off .

That’s all I have to say on the subject . Carry on .

Anna

From the thread:

I: 0 hands, 0 heads (though there is one bisection)
II: 2 hands, 3 heads
III: 6 hands, 3 heads, 2 legs
IV: 1 hand, 0 heads
V: 2 hands, 1 head
VI: 1 hand, 0 heads

Kinda rough, since Jedi aren’t allowed to “partake”. No wonder they’re such humorless, thick-headed bores. Zero release!

Great, now I’m getting a Joe Bob Briggs flashback. Heads will roll!

“Do us all a favor, kid…”

On a sort of related note, does the eternal statement “I’ve got a bad feeling about this” appear in every Star Wars thing?

Shortly after the old phoney was pontificating about a lightsabre being “an elegant weapon from a more civilised time”, he hacks off some drunk’s arm in a bar fight with it. Yeah, real elegant.

Yes. A listing (accounting for some slight adverb variations):

[ul][li]Luke in the Falcon on approach to the first Death Star[/li][li]Han in the trash compactor[/li][li]Leia in the asteroid cave[/li][li]Han when he’s tied up in the Ewok village[/li][li]Obi-Wan upon arriving for the Trade Federation negotiations[/li][li]Anakin in the Geonosis arena[/li][li]Obi-Wan on approach to Grievous’ ship[/li][/ul]
I may have missed one or two…