I’m a Great Dane, too.
going back to the OP:
Halvsie climbs up the ladder towards the burned out light bulb, slips, falls to the ground, and runs around like Curley for 30 minutes…
This offering comes from my daughter who demanded that I give her credit for it. She’s rather taken with “that Crunchy guy” 
Besides, they’d sure have to be small dogs–smaller that a Mexican Hairless or a Yorkshire even.
Fairymom- too funny, I wish I had remembered Halvsie
Border Collie mix - Um…I think they need to be in a circle RIGHT NOW…no wait…maybe a square…but definatly some shape this instant.
MY Minature Pinscher(sp?) who violates all breed standards - What’s a light bulb, wake me when there’s food involved.
It’s my lab, too, but she’s a mix, so she’s petty smart. The enthusiasm is definitely there, though.
According to them I’m a St. Bernard, but I refuse to sign up to find out why.
Interestingly, my Father used to tell me I was named after a famous St. Bernard. (Well, okay, maybe it’s not that interesting.)
My dog, Spot, the Dalmatian/Pointer mix: If I change it, can I have a treat? ::wag wag wag::
Siamese cat : as pupils dilate – “I can see perfectly well in whatever light remains, now worship me!”