How many Dopers?

ditto

either those options, or crawl out of the MMP once in a while. But thanks to **What Exit? **for listing me

My list would have about 80% of the names I’ve seen listed so far (including Kytheria - who I will always recognize/remember here because that’s such a cool name) because even tho I don’t post all over the place, I do read, and most of you are very readable.

See? That’s another reason I didn’t try. I’d have left someone off.

FWIW, I’m good with your list, seeing as how I’m your leadoff hitter.

PS: Looks like the Indians used an unfair advantage, siccing those flying monsters on the Yanks tonight huh?

Oh my god people aren’t doing it because they don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings? I officially hate you guys.

People’s feelings always get hurt when they’re not named in these popularity contests.

I post this with great misgivings, knowing that as soon as I open a forum I’ll see 15 people whom I did not list, yet admire and esteem.

Small British Shop Owner
Sauron
The Grapist
Uvula Donor
RedRosesForMe
Guinastasia
Opal Cat
Skip Magic
Una Persson
CajunMan
Plan Man
tdn
manhattan
tomndebb
TubaDiva
xash
koeeaddi
Jonathan Chance
GingerOfTheNorth
Weird Dave
FairyChatMom
Exapno Mapcase
Karl Gauss
DrDeth
Qadgop the Mercotan (slithering on the hull)
Siam Sam
Tokyo Player
Nava
diggleblop
bbs2k
SnakesCatsLady
Dances With Cats
Least Original User Name Ever
matt_mcl
excalibre
TVeblen
Bosda di’Chi of Tricor
Liberal
Miller
AHunter3
Johnny LA
melrose
Master Wang-ka
Carol Stream
mouse_maven
picunurse
Colibri
ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies
twickster
garden traveller
Nzinga, Seated
WhyNot
Cecil Adams
Ed Zotti
Chronos
Hippy Hollow
Auntie Pam
Airman Doors
SSG Schwartz
Fenris
Monty
What Exit?
bear_nenno
Belladiosa
umop3p!sdn
Mirror Image egamI rorriM
Diogenes the Cynic
Stately, Plump Buck Mulligan
Snakes on a Plane
Bus Guy
monstro
Q.E.D.
Der Trihs
Chefguy
Plan Man
Gaudere
Stoid
Cairo Carol
Lizard
fishbicycle
RedFury
Red Barchetta
Sampiro
Mountain Man
Eve
Duck Duck Goose
kaylasdad
teela brown
asimovian
Freudian Slip
Brian Eckers
Cubsfan
Inigo Montoya
Evil Captor
Anne Neville
Uncle Beer
catsix
Seven
lobstermobster
Paul in Saudi
Pink Freud
catzpyjamas (this is not correct)
his4ever (not correct; who do I mean?)

somebody who’s 1s and 0s
somebody at nelnet
the guy with girl trouble who maybe starts with a J

ETA: Such as scylla, featherlou, lissener, Quartz, and Frank, to name a few.

Anaamika
Boyo Jim
What Exit?
Hal Briston
Bosda (I can’t recall the rest of his username)
Una Perrsson
Scylla
Lissener
fishbicycle
Diogenes the Cynic
Diosa Bellisima
eleanorigby
Guinastasia
Metacom
CK Dexter Haven
Cal Meacham
Shodan
Weird Dave
Sampiro
Eve
minor7flat
Airman Doors
MsRobyn
Der Trihs
VC03
Velma
Fairy Chat Mom
Trunk
Qadgop the Mercotan
Elfbabe
lorene
Deep Fried
Monty
Brain Glutton
olivesmarch4th
Bricker
Rick
RickJay
DMark

Okay, now I’m going and whazzzizname? I’m sure I could pull more names out of my memory, but the effort required to draw them without any other referent is getting too much for an MPSIMS thread.

I remember that you’re a Staff Sergeant. :smiley:

Yeah. Everyone sucks, except Asimovian. (Sulks the regent of reptiles :wink: )

Aren’t you an anti-popularity person? How is not wanting to hurt someone’s feelings a bad thing in practice?

65,000 people makes for a really long list. Being left off of one,or fifty of those lists, still means nothing.

This type of social-engineering thread always yields interesting results. The “Doper picture” threads always bring out lurkers, and the “What does your username mean” ones usually do as well.

Any list that neglects Stranger on A Train, Ultrafilter, Silenus, August West, Scumpup or me sucks.

“I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me as a member.” – Woody Allen in Annie Hall, quoting Groucho Marx.

Honestly when I first saw this thread I thought it was going to be a memory exercise like “how fast can you alphabetize the fifty state capitals” I find it re-goddamn-diculous that it turned into “I dont want to do it because if I forget someone they wont invite me to their birthday party!” I mean its not like you forgot your grandma its just trying to spout off people’s usernames on an interweb message board. Not to mention I’m more likely to remember someone that I severely dislike than someone that amuses me.

And yeah I agree about the pictures and the user name threads. Although I don’t really see how they are that different. Most threads here are exercises in vanity. Even the self deprecating ones. People love forums!

It’s easy to stay anonymous on a board of this size. It feels a bit strange sometimes because I am from a very small town and am not used to it, but at the same time it’s very freeing to be able to say whatever I want and realize that no one will connect it with me.

I don’t recall enough names to be good at the game, just wanted to reassure anyone who’s feeling left out that I notice you, even if I can’t remember your name after I’ve closed your posts. I always look to see who’s posting and their location.

I’m going to do this without peeking.

QuadgoptheMercotan
WhatExit
mellivorous (?)
WhyNot
MrBusGuy
Gardentraveler
Snakescatlady
Lissalisslar (sp?)
VunderBob
Dogbutler
Nava
Hazelnutcoffee
ScaerieFaerie
Swampbear
FairyChatMom
NoOneSpecial
LeastOriginalUserName
MostCreativeUserName
sweetsbbk2 (?)
Mindfield
Aanamika
Anyrose
MamaTigs
Whiterabbit
DottyGumDrop
ems
Jahdra
featherlou
maureen
lobstermobster
Der Trihs
CalMeacham
picunurse
polycarp
Siege
Miller
Mr Moto
Liberal
carnivorousplant
vinylturnip
pukyell(sp?)
bricker
VCO3
buttonjockey308
catsix
shodan
strangeronatrain
sampiro
dropzone
ckdexterhaven
skipmagic
DrJ (can’t remember just how he does his moniker)
tubadiva
tomndebb
giraffe
cometothedarksidewehavecookies
slithytove
mirrorimage
halbriston
chowder

There are so many more–I just can’t retrieve them. I’m sure I’ll be doing this: :smack:

Otakuloki–I’m sorry I forgot you, and olivesmarch4. My brain feels like cottage cheese doing this…I apologize to all those who I overlooked.

I’m not promising that all of these are still current Dopers.

iampunha
Annie-Xmas
ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies
Least Original User Name Ever
Qadgop the Mercotan
gabriela
Rilchiam
Auntbeast
What Exit?
jdavis
Liberal
Enola Straight
Tpyo Mna
dnooman
Duck Duck Goose
Anaamika
Biggirl
JarbabyJ
Scotticher
Eutychus
CalMeacham
CK Dexter Haven
Giraffe
pulykamell
Arnold Winkelreid
snowblindfrog
Q.E.D.
Dinsdale
Evil Captor
FairyChatMom
featherlou
Green Bean
MsRobyn
Airman Doors, USAF
Loach
TubaDiva
JillGat
Cecil Adams
EdZotti
Bibliocat
DrainBead
catsix
Cervaise
Miller
Gfactor
twickster
Podkayne
Hedra
Zebra
OpalCat
Boyo Jim
Sampiro
Stoid
Scylla
Eve
Barrett Bonden
Guinastasia
Una Persson
ivylass
Okay, ouch. My brain officially hurts now. I could probably eke a few more out of there, but I think I’d sustain permanent injury.

I lurked for like 2 years before joining, so I keep seeing the names posted and say “oh! yeah!” I’ve always been really bad with names, I can remember faces, but names? I suck at that.

Here it tends to translate into:[ul]the one who’s a dr/lawyer/really knowledgeable about XYZ, [/ul]
[ul]or the one who writes romance novels, [/ul]
[ul]or who writes interestingly but wouldn’t want to argue with in Great Debates, [/ul]
[ul]the foster parent[/ul]
[ul]the girl with the same name as someone I went to HS with (BSSG)[/ul]
[ul]the ladle guy, [/ul]
[ul]the toothbrush guy, [/ul]
[ul]the ones I met at the Woodlawn cemetery a few years ago, [/ul]
[ul]the ones with really great advice, [/ul]
[ul]the ones who really need to take advice but probably won’t, [/ul]
[ul]the MMPers from a year or two back, [/ul]
[ul]the people in publishing, [/ul]
[ul]a messenger from a white elephant thing, [/ul]
[ul]the guy who lives in CT that linked to a pic of himself that made me blush. (I think there was a calendar or something)[/ul]
[ul]and of course a story guy.[/ul]
There’s more, but it’s kid-bedtime.

First off - thanks. It’s nice to have been remembered at all. I was feeling a bit put out. :wink:

Secondly, there’s no need for an apology - this is a bit of a memory game, as much as anything else. I regret any number of Dopers I forgot from my list, but I knew it was part and parcel of playing the game.

At this point, I don’t know if I could resist the urge to cheat. But I could post a LOT of names.

None of whom, it would appear, would remember me. Dang it.

Now now, no need for that. I fully expect to suck some day. I just haven’t met the right boy yet.

Harrrrruummmmmmph!

Geeeze Jim - Ya pay for my SDMB membership and you don’t even remember me? :confused:

::sniff:: ::sob::

I feel so used. :wink:

I feel your pain my friend…

But I guess that’s what I get for being meek.

As for my list…

Let’s see… there’s

meek

and…

DAMN my memory is bad.
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