Physically attached to your body at this particular moment, how many hands do you have?
It depends on what your definitions of hands, do, you, and have are.
I have more than the average number.
Hands? What are these “hands” of which you speak?
Paws are just a special kind of hand 
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Good boy!
There’s a Zaphod in every crowd.
Have you ever really looked at your hands?
Yes.
They can touch anything but themselves.
Mine can.
I was about to agree, but then I looked at the poll results. The current average is at least 2.08 hands per person (more if any of those choosing “3 or more” have more than three).
Technically I do have two, but due to a broken wrist, one is so useless that I say I have a “hand and a half.”
Yes… and you know, it just occurred to me that one cell in my fingernail could be, like, a whole UNIVERSE!
If you count my feet, with their unusually long and dexterous toes, I have four.
Five but I am wearing a watch.
If I can write my name with my foot, can I count it?
I don’t participate in public polls, nor do I swim in public pools.
Do all the hands attached to my body at the present time have to belong to me? #beingcaressed