how many orgasms could you have in a week?

[Pushkin]

I’ve masturbated plenty, using aids if necessary and had real sex too.

But out of it all, there’s only been one really satisfying orgasm, that made me feel physically and mentally good and awfully glad I had thrown everything off the bed to get my then girlfriend on it. Has this been my only “good” orgasm or my only orgasm?

Every other time I’ve ejaculated I’ve had has felt like a slightly pleasurable body movement and has left me either wishing I could wake up impotent (after masturbating) or wishing I could um, wake up impotent (after sex)

Anyone else get that?

[marshmallow]

Pushkin: No, your body has failed you.

For me, as a 21 year old guy, 3 a day would be sustainable for quite a long time. Six a day, spread out, for one week could probably work, although by the end I’d be in a coma – a very happy coma.

[Pushkin]

@marshmallow

Pushkin: No, your body has failed you

I’ve masturbated since pretty much as far back as I can remember, have I perhaps worn out my brain’s pleasure centre?

[LouisB]

I prefer to GIVE orgasms, rather than HAVE them. I suppose the number I could give in a week would be limited only by the number of recipients.

[GuyNblueJeans]

@Skald the Rhymer

Can you define “essence” for the sake of this discussion–and also “soul”–and explain how you feel orgasms cause the two to be diminished?

You know what the word essence means. You know what the word soul means.

Intuitively, a person knows what the truth is in a matter such as this. Pop-psychologists would love to have everyone in the world believe that masturbation is “healthy” or that it’s “natural.”

But is it? No. It’s shameful, disgusting, perverted, evil, bestial and unholy.

Have I ever done it? Yes. But, just because I have, that doesn’t mean that it’s any better for the soul than smoking cigarettes is good for the body. But then you knew that, because it’s intuitive knowledge.

My friend, always be careful about blindly accepting what those “experts” you see on TV tell you, as a lot of them are some of the most wacked out people on the planet, as they love nothing more than to cause others to help assuage their guilt from the awful things they do when others aren’t looking … and so conning others with clever arguments and advising them to cave in on their carnal cravings makes them feel better about themselves, because they’re weak.

You’ve heard that misery loves company, right? Well so does perversion.

My advice is to leave this business of imagining your hand as a vagina alone. Give it a rest. And if you feel at times that the urge is too strong, well then, do your soul a big favor and hop in a cold shower. Good luck!!

[DianaG]

I know what the word “whackjob” means too. (Heh, see what I did there?) Better, apparently than you know what the word “intuitive” means.

[Dunderman]

@GuyNblueJeans

No. It’s shameful, disgusting, perverted, evil, bestial and unholy.

This is horribly, terribly sad. If you’re serious, you really should get some kind of help.

[DaphneBlack]

@GuyNblueJeans

Intuitively, a person knows what the truth is in a matter such as this. Pop-psychologists would love to have everyone in the world believe that masturbation is “healthy” or that it’s “natural.”

But is it? No. It’s shameful, disgusting, perverted, evil, bestial and unholy.

[snip]
conning others with clever arguments and advising them to cave in on their carnal cravings makes them feel better about themselves, because they’re weak.

You’ve heard that misery loves company, right? Well so does perversion.

Are you serious? Why is it ‘weak’ to relieve one’s sexual urges? Surely it’s better to ‘pretend one’s hand is a vagina’ (any thoughts on female masturbation? does that destroy ‘essence’ too?) than to become horribly frustrated… how can something done by over 90% of humans be a ‘perversion’? The opposite seems more true, if anything.

The mind boggles.

[Jeff]

@GuyNblueJeans

My advice is to leave this business of imagining your hand as a vagina alone.

Ok seriously, does anyone actually do this?

[Quiddity_Glomfuster]

@GuyNblueJeans

You know what the word essence means. You know what the word soul means.

Intuitively, a person knows what the truth is in a matter such as this. Pop-psychologists would love to have everyone in the world believe that masturbation is “healthy” or that it’s “natural.”

But is it? No. It’s shameful, disgusting, perverted, evil, bestial and unholy.

Have I ever done it? Yes. But, just because I have, that doesn’t mean that it’s any better for the soul than smoking cigarettes is good for the body. But then you knew that, because it’s intuitive knowledge.

My friend, always be careful about blindly accepting what those “experts” you see on TV tell you, as a lot of them are some of the most wacked out people on the planet, as they love nothing more than to cause others to help assuage their guilt from the awful things they do when others aren’t looking … and so conning others with clever arguments and advising them to cave in on their carnal cravings makes them feel better about themselves, because they’re weak.

You’ve heard that misery loves company, right? Well so does perversion.

My advice is to leave this business of imagining your hand as a vagina alone. Give it a rest. And if you feel at times that the urge is too strong, well then, do your soul a big favor and hop in a cold shower. Good luck!!

I think you get the ‘Whoosh of the Week’ prize.

[Jeff]

No, there’s a difference between getting whooshed, and residing on a far-off reality that doesn’t accept deliveries from Clues’R’Us.

[Der_Trihs]

Male. I could keep 5 a day up indefinately, I think. I might manage seven a day for a week, but I’d get kinda raw I’d think.

@GuyNblueJeans

I don’t mean to sound like a stuffy old wet blanket, but, don’t you feel (intuitively) that spending your essence with so many orgasms like that causes you to lose some of your soul in the process?

I don’t believe in the soul, and if I had one I’d gladly welcome it’s loss. It’s primary function appears to be to make you vulnerable to supernatural tyrants and sadists. A soul is a defect, a weakness.

@GuyNblueJeans

You know what the word essence means. You know what the word soul means.

Yes; they are metaphors at best; or examples of sloppy thinking, or outright lies and delusions.

@GuyNblueJeans

Intuitively, a person knows what the truth is in a matter such as this. Pop-psychologists would love to have everyone in the world believe that masturbation is “healthy” or that it’s “natural.”

And it is.

@GuyNblueJeans

But is it? No. It’s shameful, disgusting, perverted, evil, bestial and unholy.

That is an example of the fundamental evil of the Judeo-Christian view of life. It is fundamentally hostile to happiness of any kind, beyond that gained by malice.

@GuyNblueJeans

Have I ever done it? Yes. But, just because I have, that doesn’t mean that it’s any better for the soul than smoking cigarettes is good for the body. But then you knew that, because it’s intuitive knowledge.

No, I don’t “know” that; I consider it a stupid, disgusting and outright malignant belief.

[Mbossa]

A couple of years back, I was going through a particularly stressful period in my life, and I discovered that stress can do strange things to you.

These days I don’t think I could get back to that level, but I reckon 30 in a week would be achievable.

[Alice_The_Goon]

I could have hundreds, or perhaps thousands, in a week, but that would be exhausting. I’ll take 70, that’s ten a day.
I’m female, 38.

If that wasn’t a whoosh, GuyNblueJeans, oh man. That’s whack.

[Jeff]

Oh and I guess to answer the OP I’ve never tested my limits like that. Three a day over a whole week seems very do-able. Four or five would probably be pushing it (or pulling it, as it were).

guy, 32

[Darryl_Lict]

@GuyNblueJeans

You know what the word essence means. You know what the word soul means.

Intuitively, a person knows what the truth is in a matter such as this. Pop-psychologists would love to have everyone in the world believe that masturbation is “healthy” or that it’s “natural.”

But is it? No. It’s shameful, disgusting, perverted, evil, bestial and unholy.

Whoa! I think you got some issues.

@Dr. Strangelove

General “Buck” Turgidson: Ahem… The Duty Officer asked General Ripper to confirm the fact that he had issued the go code, and he said, uh, “Yes gentlemen, they are on their way in, and no one can bring them back. For the sake of our country, and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of SAC in after them. Otherwise, we will be totally destroyed by Red retaliation. Uh, my boys will give you the best kind of start, 1400 megatons worth, and you sure as hell won’t stop them now, uhuh. Uh, so let’s get going, there’s no other choice. God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural… fluids. God bless you all” and he hung up.

<next quote from the world’s greatest black comedy>

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first… become… well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh… I… I… first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue… a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I… I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh… women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh… I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I… I do deny them my essence.

Dude, you frighten me. If I’ve been whooshed, so be it. From your previous posts, I think you believe this.

[Subterraneanus]

@GuyNblueJeans

I don’t mean to sound like a stuffy old wet blanket, but, don’t you feel (intuitively) that spending your essence with so many orgasms like that causes you to lose some of your soul in the process?

What the fuck?

[eleanorigby]

@Sattua

So far, we know that you are thin and that you have lots of orgasms. Are you Paris Hilton?

How do we know she’s thin?

RE the OP’s question: that would depend greatly on the week.

[Mangetout]

@GuyNblueJeans

I don’t mean to sound like a stuffy old wet blanket, but, don’t you feel (intuitively) that spending your essence with so many orgasms like that causes you to lose some of your soul in the process?

You’re thinking of photography, not orgasms.

[Mangetout]

@GuyNblueJeans

You know what the word essence means. You know what the word soul means.

Intuitively, a person knows what the truth is in a matter such as this. Pop-psychologists would love to have everyone in the world believe that masturbation is “healthy” or that it’s “natural.”

But is it? No. It’s shameful, disgusting, perverted, evil, bestial and unholy.

Have I ever done it? Yes. But, just because I have, that doesn’t mean that it’s any better for the soul than smoking cigarettes is good for the body. But then you knew that, because it’s intuitive knowledge.

My friend, always be careful about blindly accepting what those “experts” you see on TV tell you, as a lot of them are some of the most wacked out people on the planet, as they love nothing more than to cause others to help assuage their guilt from the awful things they do when others aren’t looking … and so conning others with clever arguments and advising them to cave in on their carnal cravings makes them feel better about themselves, because they’re weak.

You’ve heard that misery loves company, right? Well so does perversion.

My advice is to leave this business of imagining your hand as a vagina alone. Give it a rest. And if you feel at times that the urge is too strong, well then, do your soul a big favor and hop in a cold shower. Good luck!!

Wait… you think it’s everyone else that seems miserable?