[QUOTE=LouisB]
I prefer to GIVE orgasms, rather than HAVE them. I suppose the number I could give in a week would be limited only by the number of recipients.
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I want to retract this if I may be allowed; the OP asked a reasonable question and I gave a smart-ass answer. My apologies.
[QUOTE=LouisB]
I want to retract this if I may be allowed; the OP asked a reasonable question and I gave a smart-ass answer. My apologies.
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Only if you give an actual answer to the OP. 
[QUOTE=LouisB]
I want to retract this if I may be allowed; the OP asked a reasonable question and I gave a smart-ass answer. My apologies.
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If we didn’t have smart-ass answers to reasonable questions, this wouldn’t be the Dope!
[QUOTE=Darkhold]
My wife is doing very well thank you* and she’s not kidding. As for myself I’m guessing about 7 a day trailing off to about 3 nearing the end of the week.
*gloats
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Apologies to your wife, no offence intended :smack:
you lucky bastard
[QUOTE=chowder]
Apologies to your wife, no offence intended :smack:
you lucky bastard
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None taken at all no need to apologize to either of us. 
And I know I’m lucky as hell in so many ways.
[QUOTE=Czarcasm]
Only if you give an actual answer to the OP.
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Okay; One and a half.
[QUOTE=Darkhold]
None taken at all no need to apologize to either of us.
And I know I’m lucky as hell in so many ways.
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I guess that’s not just 'cos you have a very understanding wife but also because you are a Mancunian
ps. whereabouts in M/cr?
[QUOTE=chowder]
I guess that’s not just 'cos you have a very understanding wife but also because you are a Mancunian
ps. whereabouts in M/cr?
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Mancunian? Only recently I’m from USA she’s from here though. We live in Stalybridge.
I have, on a few occasions, maintained a rate of 3-5 a day, for weeks on end.
Once, back in high school, I “stayed home sick” from school and probably had about 10 orgasms that one day. I was kind of sore that night, and while I could have gone for more, the following day I just had the standard 2.
These days I maintain 2 a day, normally.
[QUOTE=Darkhold]
Mancunian? Only recently I’m from USA she’s from here though. We live in Stalybridge.
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Mancunian=A person of noble birth…native of Manchester
I know Stalybridge well, I’m from Hale just outside Manchester
[QUOTE=pinkfrog]
I can manage 5 in one day but it would be difficult to keep thast rate up for a week.
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Five in one day? As in 24-hour period? Max?
::pats poor PinkFrog gently on the shoulder::
I’m going to guess 16 the first day… it would be difficult to keep that rate up for a week 
Maybe 8-10 the next 3 days. By then I’d be awfully sore. Two-day recovery period. Lather rinse repeat (except I’d only get in the first day on the second cycle before the week was up).
I’ll say 60/week.
[QUOTE=chowder]
Mancunian=A person of noble birth…native of Manchester
I know Stalybridge well, I’m from Hale just outside Manchester
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Drop me an email sometime but I think the mods dislike chatting in a thread. My email is in my profile just make sure to put something in the subject line so I don’t just delete it.
Or you can email my wife if you’d rather talk to a fellow noble.
Could have or would want to have? I mean, conceivably, have an unlimited number. But it wouldn’t be all that fun.
I used to do 5-10 every day no problem, but having just been discharged from the ER a couple nights ago with a diagnosis of heart palpitations and a possibility of supraventicular tachycardia or a permanent thyroid problem, I’m trying to slow it down a bit. (Not that it’s actually related to my masturbation habits–they didn’t ask anything about my sexual activity at the hospital–but I’m just trying to play it safe.) I generally have 1-2 orgasms a day now. (I’ve also switched from ~6-8 shots of espresso a day, to about a cup of tea and a soda per day, and let me tell you, that ain’t easy! No more Sudafed, either.)
I’m a 20-year-old male, BTW.
Speaking of which: cardiac health be damned, how quickly can you get to California? Don’t worry, English marriages aren’t considered valid in my bedroom in San Diego County.
[QUOTE=GuyNblueJeans]
You know what the word essence means. You know what the word soul means.
Intuitively, a person knows what the truth is in a matter such as this. Pop-psychologists would love to have everyone in the world believe that masturbation is “healthy” or that it’s “natural.”
But is it? No. It’s shameful, disgusting, perverted, evil, bestial and unholy.
Have I ever done it? Yes. But, just because I have, that doesn’t mean that it’s any better for the soul than smoking cigarettes is good for the body. But then you knew that, because it’s intuitive knowledge.
My friend, always be careful about blindly accepting what those “experts” you see on TV tell you, as a lot of them are some of the most wacked out people on the planet, as they love nothing more than to cause others to help assuage their guilt from the awful things they do when others aren’t looking … and so conning others with clever arguments and advising them to cave in on their carnal cravings makes them feel better about themselves, because they’re weak.
You’ve heard that misery loves company, right? Well so does perversion.
My advice is to leave this business of imagining your hand as a vagina alone. Give it a rest. And if you feel at times that the urge is too strong, well then, do your soul a big favor and hop in a cold shower. Good luck!!
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uh if you masturbaited more often maybe you’d be more relaxed…
More inline with the thread. I could 7 a day by myself for a wee if I really worked at it. Be really sore by sunday though. Now with a woman oh man.
Not to get Seinfeld-esqe, but care to make it interesting?
And women gotta place odds.
Sgt Schwartz
I don’t know. I never made it without biting.
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]
Not to get Seinfeld-esqe, but care to make it interesting?
And women gotta place odds.
Sgt Schwartz
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Heh. And what would qualify as verifiable proof?
Male, 61.
It depends whether My Guy is in town (he travels a lot on business). If he’s in town, easily 35 a week. Left to my own devices ( 
), probably more like 20.