One presumes it’s a prerequisite to being the significant other of yourself. 
When she puled up in the parking lot in Indiana to help out for the election, the first thing I said to her was “The crazy things that girls do for guys, huh?”
Oh, I’m not THAT bad, Tonya. Sheesh!
Sorry, that wasn’t me, it was my evil twin. I’m much better looking than she is.
Oh, and less evil, too. Well maybe not, but definitely cuter.
Just the one I sleep with.
I have no idea. Hundreds. And I loved them all, even the crazies.
Some have become my very real and very dear friends. Ya’ll know who you are— kisses!
I met a handful of dopers through Cactus Waltz last year, before I started actively posting here. They were so rockin’ that I started being active here.
Which reminds me, I’ve been MIA the last few MI doper meets and I really want to hang out with you folks again.
Santo Rugger, you also met Basandre and Steelwolf that day you met me. Not sure if the later posts any more, but he used to.
I have no idea how many dopers I’ve met. Double digits worth, but not triple digits, I expect.
A bunch at the last Dopefest, although I didn’t manage to talk to most of them. (I’m bad at starting conversations.) I won’t list them all so I don’t leave anyone out. You know who you are. I was the one in the kitty hat.
Damn skippy, Mr. DeNiro.
I attend all Dopefests incognito. It makes framing you guys for my misdeeds easier.
Seriously, only my wife, who is only peripherally a Doper.
None.
Zappo? And oops, I forgot Shibb, sorry about that.
D’oh! Mea Culpa!
I think we both may have forgotten Mnemosyne and her SO when they jetted through town back in December of last year. Very nice people. Sorry for the omission! 
I’ve been practicing my DeNiro impression. I now know at least three Robert DeNiro films (Meet The Parents, Meet The Fockers and another one that can’t remember right now) that I can work from.
I’ve met many, having been to get-togethers in Toronto (many), Montreal, New York, San Francisco and Tokyo (many). I’ve also been to gatherings in East Lansing, Michigan and London (the UK one) with many people who are from other boards, but with a lot of overlap with this one.
My total is now 12 people higher thanks to the NYC Dopefest last night. 
I too have added to my ranks.
I’ve done the Michigan Dopefests which yielded Queen Tonya, cmyk, Least Original Username Ever, Heller Highwater, cactus_waltz, rikc, Kozmic, Fiveroptic and a slew more I’m probably forgetting.
Last night I had cheesecake and good conversation in Times Square with IlluminatiPrimus, ppbth, pseudotriton ruber ruber, zebra, Annie X-mas, jackdavinci, and accidentalyuppie. (And I waved at CWN, **Little Nemo **and Eyebrows of Doom from across the table. Nice to meet you!)
For those of you who haven’t met anyone–get thee to a Dopefest. The most remarkable thing about them is that they are always ridiculous amounts of fun, no matter who shows up. It’s like the SDMB in 3-D. Magic always happens. There truly is something, some nebulous quality, that binds us all together. No matter where you go, there is a Dopefest waiting to embrace you with open arms.
That and it’s just good to get out and about sometimes.
Admit it, olives, that’s the real reason you left. You wanted to add to your list.
Aw hell, I admit it - I only came to New York for the dopefest! Visiting my friends was just a sham to get in proximity to other dopers. I’m sorry I lied, can you all forgive me?!?!?
It was perhaps a factor. The cheesecake may have played a larger role in this decision than you might think. It all came to me in a flash: ‘‘Juniors Cheesecake. Now I understand. My destiny has been fulfilled.’’
Sometimes we have to sacrifice for the greater good.