How many Rolls does YOUR Fat make, and WHERE?

In My Humble Opinion
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First, I will detail the Formation of my adiposal Deposits:

My Stomach (excluding rather copious Breasts-which in Actuality often create two of their own while I am seated) makes three Rolls.
When I look at the Ceiling, the back of my Neck also makes three Rolls; and four upon my Contemplation of the following:
When I bend my Knees, a special Sort of Roll is created at the base of each Thigh;
My Ankles produce Wrinkles at their circumference during flexion of any Sort;
My Wrists also harbour miniscule Rolls when they are placed under the slightest Duress.
The Buttocks with which G-d has chosen to seat me also crumple into approximately 5 folds upon the Occasion of my standing Erect.

Gentle Readers, kindly elaborate upon your Plumpness and bask in the warmth of shared Glory in Obesity!

2

Hmmm… up since 11pm last night. The first and only proof that dopers don’t want to share all the various and sultry details of their lives!

3

I think you mean “Sundry”. Though I suspect that there are a few who find rolls of fat “Sultry”.

4

That’ll teach me for posting pre-coffee. GMRyujin is right, of course.

5

Only one unless you count the one beneath my chin. :smiley:

6

Hmmmmm, so shouldn’t that be BIG_smegger?

7

Wow, what random capitalization. It’s like reading 17th-century English. Kinda cute and charming.

And since I don’t want to give others’ fat any ideas, I’m keeping the details to myself.

8

Well, luckily for me my gut is rather taught, and only makes one roll.

I do suffer from enourmous man-breasts, though.

9

Whatever you do, don’t get on a health kick and work out. I discoverd the fat that used to hang (and fold) comfortably on my trunk, erm, shifted. Now if I put on any additional weight (Xmas, Superbowl), the added fat does NOT lay nicely…it’s rather uncomfortable actually.

Now, drop that twinkie and go add some years to your life.

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[Ash]

It’s a troll. Get an axe.

[/Ash]

See for yourself. I’ve asked a mod to look into this.