How many trick-or-treaters did you get?

Same here, but then again we live on a long, unlighted cul-de-sac in an unlighted neighborhood and up a long steep (and unlit) gravel driveway into the woods. No kids have shown up in 13 years and I don’t blame them a bit. On a moonless night it’s downright spooky here and…Holy Shit! What was that sou…