After I’ve had as little as four beers, I lose interest in sex. I’m just having too good of a time and/or am intoxicated enough that I don’t really care. Now don’t get me wrong - if a naked woman came up to give me a lap dance just after I set down my empty 40oz, I would not turn her away.
Perhaps not coincidentally, beer #4 is about when I’ve noticed a, er, decline in equipment functionality. I may be able to get little Richard entered in the snake race, but he’ll probably never cross the finish line.
Shakespeare once wrote “[alcohol] provokes and unprovokes [lechery]; it provokes the desire but it takes away the performance.” However I find that after too many, neither my desire nor my performance is up to snuff. How 'bout y’all? Does anyone actually get horny when absolutely trashed?
And FWIW I’m male, 25, 6’2" and have a medium build.