I have a blog, and one of its features is that it will daily report to you the top searches which landed people on your blog. It is frequently amusing to read. Also humbling. One day one of the terms was “fat.”
Well, yesterday I was greeted with this information under Top Searchs —
how much are goopy apex seals
Now, I have no doubt during the course of my blog-writing that I may have, individually, written each of the above words. “Goopy” in particular sounds like me. So, I can understand that my blog might be one of the hits one might get by typing in these words. But my question is, why?
Why would anyone be seeking goopy apex seals? I have enough trouble with the plump and firm apex seals I’ve got, without going out looking for the goopy ones fer chrissakes.
And, if such an item is on someone’s list, however it ended up there, why would it be presumed there would be some sort of cost attached? Seems to me you could just go out and scoop up the sticky blighters.
And why apex seals? What about the poor nadir seals? No love for them?
These my friends are the great questions of our time.
This is what the Google search revealed and, presumably, intrigued the goopy seal searcher enough that he clicked on it and got shoes. Shoes. Ellen going on and on about shoes.
Hey, it’s what I do best.
Of course now the top goopy seal result on Google is this very thread. We shall confuse the seal-seeking masses.