Interesting. Where is the debit card associated with this value?
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Vidi Vici Veni!
I have no idea what I’m worth, but I’d be willing to let myself go for $50 and a new CD player.
Hmmm…have done this at another message board (no that is not a jab; just something I wanted to let you know. :))
I have to find that darn thing. Wait a sec.
:checking:
Crap! I trashed it. I will do it again. I hated it though. It was soooo humiliating. 
For and outstandingly low price of 2,127,564.00 you can get a Briminator!! That's right only 2,127,564.00! He dices, he slices, he can do amazing things. Be the envy of your neighbors, friends, co-workers, leaders of countries. For a low payment of $1,499,999.99 and monthly payments of 39.99 you can get him delivered to your house in 3-4 weeks. Only 2,127,564.00!!! You can dress him, bathe him, anything you want to do! He won’t care! Brand new out of the box! Supplies are limited! So order now!
That means I can afford Geobabe and still have $73,656 left over!
Hey, Geobabe, how about it: you and me, winter vacation in Mexico?..
What a odd little survey…
$2,997,184.00
Hmmmm, how much for just an arm? 
Apparently I’m worth $2,736,864.
I must have forgot to send them some fund statements or something. I’m sure I’m worth more than that.
Interesting… It say’s I need to send them a check for $1874.00. Site must be broken.
$2,769,388.00.
It must have been a 3 million dollar shit my high school principal was referring to.
::cowering in a corner::
How demeaning…This is probably why I was depressed before. Someone confirmed that I wasn’t worth much. Oh, well. I have friends, family and health. If one of those fails, then I am in deep doo-doo.
You mean there’s other kinds?
$2,526,302.00.
If only my wife would PAY me!
$1,420,500.00
Now I’m feeling very cheap.
Okay, I admit it. I am cheap. 
You are worth exactly: $1,633,902.00
A Million six, hmm…
$1,921,262.00
Who’d a thunk it? Now if I could just convince the credit bureau, my boss and the mortgage broker of this, I’d be set…
Well, in theory there are. I’ve never had any other kind, though.
Superdude, you’re about the horniest guy I know.
I mean that of course in the most complimentary fashion. 
$2,074,832.00 Yipes, less than the insurance!
Thanks, lieu! May I use that as my sig?
My Results: You are worth exactly: $2,471,870.00.
What exactly does this mean? How can I capitalize on this?