Not bad, I guess.
$2,428,058.
But my boss is worth more than a million less.
$2,405,814.00 for me. Woo woo woo.
You are worth exactly: $1,935,104.00.
You are worth exactly: $2,020,970.00.
worth exactly: $2,094,466.00.
Pop Ups! Grrr!
Shit…it says I owe them $40.00…
I am worth…
$2,394,000.00
Yeehaw!
Cool. I’m worth $2,498,882.
$2,054,426.00.
It’s because I’m Black, isn’t it??? 
Hmmm… My value hasn’t been mailed to me yet. Have I gone off the charts?
Of course, these results may not be accurate as the penis measurement table only went up to 10’
What?! Only $2,042,420.00?! I don’t think so…D:
Or, maybe so, given that I’m obviously incompetent at smilies…sigh.
OK, it came back as $2,282,690.
Do I hear $2,300,000?
You are worth exactly: $2,263,000.00. But that is before dealer prep and delivery charges.
$1,759,838.00 ?!?!?!?!?
OK, I’m old, but I’m not that worn out. I can still, um, do stuff.
[sub]stoopid survey[/sub]
I am worth exactly: $2,027,370.00.
Sorry, no rebates.
Hmmmm, $1,898,196.00
I bet it was lying about my SAT scores. ( Can’t remember even taking them. Told them it was 1066, is that good?)
You are worth exactly: $2,244,174.00
What could penis size and how often I view pornagraphic websites have to do with placing a value on me? This website looks pretty sketchy to me.
That being said:
2,495,350.00
But I’ll letcha have me for a discount…