How Much Can You Do With One Little Still???

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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“Just putting OXYGEN into water does NOTHING (unless you are a fish)… the molecules must first be extended USING A PATENTED METHOD OF EXPANSION AND CONTRACTION OF THE WATER MOLECULES SEVERAL TIMES/MINUTE TO CONSUME OXYGEN, WHILE TAKING ON DONOR ELECTRONS! Our patented method EXPANDS TODAY’S WATER MOLECULES… so they can take on more donor electrons! It’s logical that most products are activated by the ELECTRONS in WATER, since YOU are 75% water (blood is 94%) it’s these ELECTRONS that make a product work!”

You too can get a $1,700 still to do this marvelous mumbo-jumbo at:
** Remove Diseas Markers From Your Drinking Water, Cure Diabetes, Prostrate Cancer, Lou Gehrig’s Disease, Clean Up Your Local Enviorment, etc. etc.** TIC
Just how much can one little still do?

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Okaaaayyy…I’m baffled.

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“Prostrate cancer”?

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…and somewhere, P.T. Barnum is smiling.

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Don’t forget the accessory pack to let you use yesterday’s leftover water molecules.

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Hilarious. Thank you for the link. This one gets added to the favorites.

It’s like a competition. How much ignorant psuedoscience can we fit into once website.

[Homer Simpson]* MMM, sacrilicious *[/Homer Simpson]

And is thus presumably at absolute zero. No wonder my pipes freeze in winter.

But I bet he can’t cite case number.

:eek: Geeze, what’s this guy using to boil his water. My still at work won’t drive off the electrons and create plasma no matter how long I keep it going. It would be cool if it did though.

I bet he did.

Would that be the famous Professor Bunsen Honeywell of Muppet Labs?

Would that be the ‘tar and feather’ industry or the ‘snake oil’ industry?

:confused: Do plants make ice cubes in the rain, or do they make ice cubes when it’s not raining?

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What a charlatan!

If I use his device to remove the “WATER MEMORY!!!” of the “PATHOGENS!!!”, how can I expect to get any homeopathic benefit from my water?

Truly, an iconoclast among crackpots.

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I don’t know . . . I think that Time Cube is up there, at least at a neck-and-neck run to the finishing line.

Tripler
“Dr. Gene Ray, the Wisest Human” <---- :rolleyes:

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Is it sad that I’m jealous? I don’t think that if I tried, I mean really put my heart and soul into, I could come up with BS as creative as this. Some people get all the talent… :frowning:

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That would be cancer of the couch :cool:

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spingears, I hope you don’t mind, I passed your link to TubaDiva to submit to Weird Earl’s
I linked to this thread and gave you credit (or blame, after all, we are supposed to stamp out ignorance, not just laugh at it. :smiley: )

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Is this homeopathy, or some new brand of crazy?

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Well, I’m a fully licensed doctor* in Water Therapy, and I approve this device. In fact, for only 4000 dollars, you can buy it from me instead!

*According to myself.

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That’s quite the most effervescent site I’ve ever read. I picture a guy typing at his computer, barely able to keep his buttocks on the chair with giddy delight at describing his wonderful product!

My favourite testimonials from users are

and

Glee! Just test it in… some way or another! And that thing you have now where you’re all “Oh, no, need to get the stuff for my thing”? Totally. Gone.

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Oh, I’m betting that he’s breaking new ground. :smiley:

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bolding mine

Holy crap! That is some incredible water! Anybody want to take a guess as to which university was grown?

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Yea, the testimonials crack me up. Along the lines of “Something bad was happening, and then it stopped!” “I got stuff better with this stuff!”

“I lost 10 pounds in 3 weeks and so did my wife …” signed Brian and his wife Brian, no doubt.

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I felt a vague sense of betterness after drinking this water!

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My bolding.

Back in my day water molecules were robust strapping things, not like the feeble little water molecules you see today, too lazy to get jobs and support their electrons. I blame the communists. And MTV.

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Did any one else notice, the guy pictured behind the navigation buttons appears to be naked? :eek: What’s up with that?