I bought a box of crackers and a can of flying insect killer earlier today, then, instead of putting the package in my car, I went to the bowling alley a few steps away (one of my favorite chill-out places…formerly, anyway). I swear I didn’t put the bag down for more than a few minutes, but when I picked it up again, the crackers were gone. The alley operator, of course, knew nothing about it.
(Honestly, who the freak steals a $3.50 box of soda crackers? Do kids get that bad a case of the munchies?)
I really shouldn’t get too choked up about this, though…inasmuch as this was nearly the same spot where my $109 bicycle mysteriously vanished a few years back, and of course everyone in the entire area with the perception and situational awareness of a blind drunkard.
But even that was chump change compared to the over $720 in unemployment benefits. I had to return to the state government because I neglected to comply a little Staffing Partners’ regulation for a time. Y’know, the one where you have to call three times a week to get told that, nope, they still don’t got no jobs. I’ll start a pit thread on staffing agencies in the future…lord knows they deserve it…but suffice to say that thank heavens I landed a job not long afterward, or else I might still be too stunned to type this.
Well, at least that was a one-time hit. Not unlike my experience with really, really bad, uh, adult entertainment (two lies for the price of one!) I’ve thrown away more pornography than most people will ever own. Hey, if I’m paying $20, I expect to at least SEE EVERYTHING, for crying out loud! Don’t even get me started on “adult games”, the majority of which wouldn’t give a Catholic high school senior a hard-on. Part of the problem is that it’s a complete shot in the dark…how do you find the good stuff? I mean, am I just going to walk up to the clerk at Tower Records and ask, hey, what titles do you have where the panties come off before intimate contact?
But by far the biggest money pit for me is, ironically, probably the greatest source of fun in my life…video games. Particularly the Neo Geo systems (yes, I got both). Yep, in addition to being scandalously undersupported and almost impossible to find, the systems and games were expensive as hell. What makes me particularly agitated is that the only reason I got them in the first place was because the Super NES was such a colossal disappointment…it hit it big just when Mortal Kombat hysteria reached a fever pitch (as opposed to know, where there are roughly five non-gamers who even remember what it is), with predictable results. The Super NES itself was, for the most part, little more than another drain on my wallet, vanishing faster than a federal budget surplus the instant the Playstation burst onto the scene. Of the thousands I’ve spent on this lifelong obsession, I’d say half of it was well-spent, and that’s being generous.
What else…$25 parking ticket the one time John Law actually was keeping tabs on things…$20 for a sturdy-looking pair of sandals that completely fell apart after three months…$40 or so for sundry replacement parts for cars about 100 miles from the junkyard…about $400 for six months of parking for my AT&T job (too lazy to work out the parking meter)…EVERYTHING I’ve ever gambled away (okay, it’s about ten bucks, but I’m still kinda ticked off about it)…and a few odds and ends here and there.
I’m sure my parents could relate, too, inasmuch as they invested $50,000 into a friend’s sushi business (not including what they spent there as customers) only to watch it break the sound barrier going into the tank. (Tax deductions softened the blow, but not much.)
So how about it? How much have you blown, and how did you cope? (Me, I always remind myself that at least I never got into the dotcom boondoggle. Hoo boy, was THAT a catastrophe waiting to happen…)