ROTFLMAO! My cousin chased this guy around for years until she was able to get pregnent by him one drunkin night; then dumped his ass and refused to have an abortion. I can still recall the Christmas Eve when he demanded that she get an abortion while Christmas music was playing in the background. She verbally agreed (at the top of her lungs) to support the child without him. Sixteen years later the poor sap is still making his monthly payments.