How much should I have tipped?

Yep! It makes more sense to me now. I blame my confusion on alcohol (I only had one drink but it was strong), great company, misreading the menu prices, and a distracting Sting concert on the TV.

My bad. My friend is better at math than me.

One thing still confuses me though. If the waitress brought me back a 5 and 4 ones, and I never reached into my pocket for more cash, how did I manage to leave 5 ones as a tip?

I blame Russian vodka.

Yep. Nice friend, great waitress, and everyone’s happy.This all settled in my head now. :cool:

I would have (i) put in 2 twenty dollar bills and (ii) left the restaurant.