Yep! It makes more sense to me now. I blame my confusion on alcohol (I only had one drink but it was strong), great company, misreading the menu prices, and a distracting Sting concert on the TV.
My bad. My friend is better at math than me.
One thing still confuses me though. If the waitress brought me back a 5 and 4 ones, and I never reached into my pocket for more cash, how did I manage to leave 5 ones as a tip?