Just plain old money does not, in fact make you happy. Yes, it can help, but you kind of have to bring happiness to the table first. I can be happy poor. I can’t be happy one-handed.
Nah, you can’t have my hand. I need 'em both. But if you come making good offers for a foot, let’s talk.
I write songs and play my baritone ukulele every day. It brings joy and meaning to my life in a way that no amount of money could. So you can have my hand when you pry it from my cold lifeless body.
With the financial situation I’m in, I’d do it for a million as long as I get something for the pain. I might even do it for 500,000. Where do I sign up?
Since I snapped off the top of my left wristbone and wore a cast for 10 weeks to fix it, the thing’s been pretty useless to me. For a million, it’s yours.
Never, unless there was an artificial hand that worked just like a real hand in every aspect (i.e. directly controlled by nerves with every possible movement a real hand can do, and throw in sensation while you are at it).
Not for sale.
You can have my left little finger for £10,000 though?
This is tricky because while I’m left-handed, I can only use computer mice with my right hand.
A cool 10 mil. That’s not just life changing money but generational changing money. I’ll gladly suffer through a loss of a hand if it means my children and their children can go to the best schools possible and have all the opportunities I never could even dream of.
That is so cool of you.
I also chose ten million, but I was thinking hookers 'n blow.
Um, no.
If I don’t get to hear the reason why you want it, then no. I don’t want you using it for nefarious purposes, no matter how much money you’re willing to part with.
If it’s for a good cause, then I might be willing to give it away. If you’re just going to cut it off and then trash it, I might consider it for about a trillion dollars.
Now there’s a self-referential answer if I ever heard one.
With only one good hand, you really shouldn’t be playing with outlets.
A hundred million and I’m considering it.
The check is on the way. Actually, I accidentally wrote it for one hundred and 5 million. Be a lamb and send me the difference back after you cash it.
I will to call you after I receive the moneys.
No amount of money is worth it. I draw all the time, my life would not be the same if I couldn’t. I am also learning how to play a keyboard that was lent to me. How come nobody has mentioned masturbating? I like my hands for that…activity, too. 
Also, you don’t see too many motorcyclists or scooterists with only one hand. I need my right hand for the throttle and front brake…left hand for the rear. I want to ride as long as possible. I couldn’t even consider the proposition.
Interestingly enough, I’ve always masturbated using my non-dominate hand (my left hand). I am only speculating here, as I’ve never consciously thought about it as I was doing it, but I think it has something to do with the “foreign feel” of my “clumsy” hand being somewhat akin to another person’s (woman’s) hand. I have never once jerked it with my right hand.
I choose a billion. That way I could spend literally tens of millions perfecting a highly detailed and effective prosthetic hand while still having more than enough money to do what I want, when I want, and for the rest of my life. A trillion just seemed excessive (like a billion isn’t!)
I voted for “never,” but now I’m having second thoughts. For a trillion bucks, I could get a damn good artificial hand that probably better than the original.