The one sitting on the sofa scratching his balls. That’s pretty much all “I” do during the movie.
It’s porn. Who says you only have to pick one celebrity?
I can’t decide between doing it for free or not doing it at all. Money isn’t the issue.
But given enough C-notes, you could make that judgeship yours AND have fun!
This just gets better and better.
You know what? I’d do it for $100K. I’m sure I could get over the shame. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
I’m not sure I could perform in front pf a camera crew like that.
I might for a million but my wife wouldn’t, and I think things might not go well if I suggested Mila instead…
Otara
Much like a vanity-published author, I’d have to pay a hefty sum to be allowed to star in a porno. It would take another hefty sum to convince anyone to watch it. And paying for their therapy afterward wouldn’t be cheap either. 
Well, I don’t think I want to see a Chilean Blob having sex. I don’t even want to see an American Blob having sex. 
But you’d be surprised at what people watch and what turns people on.
I’d do it for free, honestly. I don’t care.
If I was just going to be the dick that gets used by the girl, I’d do it for $5,000 or $10,000, assuming my wife was OK with it, which she might be the day after pigs learn how to fly. If my face was going to be seen, I doubt I’d do it at all. I don’t need the money that badly.
But it’s no longer about money. The Lurker Above makes the valid point that it’s really about having sex with which ever celebrity (ies) you want and getting paid for it to boot.
This judge combined both: USATODAY.com - Penis pump judge gets 4-year jail term
Exactly. Do it and you can win pretty much any locker room bragging contest ever. “I had sex with [insert celebrity of choice]… and got paid.”
That would be my problem. I’m not opposed to it on principle (although I wouldn’t do it for free), but I don’t think I could make it happen on camera knowing that it was going to go public. I’m shy. 
The big issue for me would be if I would want to pick celebrities as my co-stars. As I’ve said, I’d be gaming the system - I’m looking to use this as an opportunity to have sex with some women who are otherwise out of my league. I have no desire to be a porn star. For me, the ideal would be nobody ever watches the tape afterwards. (And not seeing me naked is probably everyone else’s ideal as well.)
Now if it’s a sextape of Jessica Alba, Olivia Wilde, and me, it’s not going to be an anonymous event. Millions of people will want to watch the tape and some people are eventually going to notice that ugly guy in the middle. My identity would almost certainly become public knowledge.
So overall, I think I’d eliminate the fame factor and chose a couple of women who are as good looking as any famous actress but are as anonymous as I am. Our video will end up on YouPorn or someplace where it’ll be just another anonymous porn video seen by only a couple hundred people who I’ll probably never meet.
I think I’d probably have to PAY THEM to be in a porno…
I don’t want a celebrity, necessarily, but someone so unbelievably hot and out of my league that every guy who watches it is thinking “Why the hell is she with that weird looking guy?”
Plus $100k.
I wish these hypotheticals weren’t so tempting. I get depressed that they aren’t genuinely possible.
I’m reminded of a Dilbert strip where the Devil offers Dilbert a choice: a job where he’s highly paid but does nothing but boring meaningless work or an interesting productive job where he receives minimal financial rewards. Dilbert points out that either of those would be better than his current job and asks Wally if he wants the job Dilbert doesn’t take.
I’m a guy and single. I’d do it for free.