What would it take for you to star in a hardcore porn? Here are the questions:
- What would they have to pay you
and
- What are your conditions for the production?
This is assuming that the porn industry will do anything to have you.
My answers,
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pretty high, probably $2 mill. So I could put a million in the bank for retirement and have a blast living on the rest.
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I would have to hand pick the men, there would have to be one guy who only spoke German…I would have to be the prettiest girl in it and it would have to include bondage.
what’s your contract?
jarbaby
I was with you until the German thing (but you knew that ;)). Italian would be lovely, but not necessary. But someone must have an accent. Italian, Spanish, Welsh…
And I think I’d do it for less than $2 MIL. Assuming they met my demands for a condo and new car and any props or costumes (real leather, not PVC) are mine to keep.
And I already have my list of fantasy co-stars.
Oh baby, my list is all ready to go. That poor Welder…the things my mind has put him through…he’d be in the hospital by now 
But there is one very cosmopolitan dominant type guy that I’d love to cast in the film…I wonder if I should ask him…
jarbaby
1.My price would be in the 40-50k range per movie, but I’d be delighted to take more if they insisted.
2.I too would choose who I “worked” with and demand safe sex. I’d also like something resembling a plot and a few scenes with actual acting, to break up the sex. If Micheal Ninn directed, even better!
You’re just looking for a fight, aren’t you?
Don’t make me come up there.
My previous post was, of course, directed at the impertinant jarbabyj, not [bTequila**
Enough to pay for school. So about a million. (And I wish I was joking)
Conditions? Uh…safe sex is a must. Plot would be good, even if it’s a pretty weak plot.
I would also request a tapioca wrestling scene with Arden. 
Tequila, yikes…seems my asking price is high! I agree, I’d like a plot, but I want to make sure it isn’t a “Erotica for Women” sort of flowery shit piece. Let’s have some dirty talk and some sexual tension and some chicks bent over a table, if you know what I mean…
and I think you do.
jarbaby
For that I’d forgo the condo.
Well for me to get nekkid and allow it to be filmed and distibuted…at least a million dollars,tax free if possible.
Co-stars,hmmm…
As if most people couldn’t guess Jeff Hardy,along with his brother Matt,Stone Cold Steve Austin,Triple H,Chris Jericho and Edge.
It’d have to be a WWF theme obviously but as special guest referee…
This actor Roger Howarth who plays Todd on One Life To Live…meow kitty kitty 
Intense looking bad boy with a sensual mouth…
hardygrrl! MY GOD! TODD MANNING IS…IS…my favorite soap character of all time. Roger Howarth has fallen victim to my horrible horrible fantasies on one too many ocassions. But I must ask… were you a fan of
Tea? or Blair?
jarbaby
I suppose I’d do an adult film. If I absolutely had to; it would cost them $1 million.
My conditions? Just me and a few ladies (of my choice). I’d get to wear a chicken mask and we’d roll around in peanut oil. And, the producers would have to make the same offer ($1 million and “choose-your-conditions”) to every Doper who posts to this thread. 
I’d do it for an insanely small amount of money , as long as my male co-star was a scrawny boy dressed like a pirate.
jarbabyj,
Blair…because she knew what Todd was…a surly,dangerous bad boy and still loved him. Tea wanted to change him.
Have to admit though I prefer him with the longer hair and the goatee combo. I bought the One Life To Live coffe table book for this one picture of him,up close looking all broody…
MEOW KITTY KITTY!!!
And he has been in quite a few fantasies of mine as well…we meet at the Sun offices,I get mouthy with him and he bends me over his desk…
I’ll stop there.
But I called him first
Heck, I’m thinking its worth it to raise a couple million and get a camera crew just to watch this. I’d probably start donating organs to be a part of it.
But that’s a male viewpoint for ya.
About two million after taxes, maybe I’d be able to pay for college. Oh yeah and a nice little shopping spree to a sex accessories store. Of course this won’t happen foir a rather long time because much as I’d enjoy it I don’t think that I’d like some of my first sexual experiences immortalized on video. It would absolutely have to be safe sex and get any and all guys involved tested. Then knowing that it’s safe, bondage, S&M, handcuffs and Dairy Queen would have to be involved. Once I get that I’ll be in heaven.
Kitty
It would have to involve Japanese rope bondage.
Why not?
I’d want Penelope Cruz, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Heather Graham, and Elizabeth Hurley as my co-stars.
I think a million dollars would be a fair asking price. Of course, that’s a lot of money, so they’d have to let me pay it in installments.