How much toast can a toaster toast?

Factual Questions
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THE NOTHINGMAN CAN
Folks!
Did everyone see
member NothingMan?
His post, I mean!
It’s SUMthing grand
(“F”-I-should-say-so,
myself,
as-I-MUST,
so- BLAM!)

His fiftyith one, (No HoHums!), it ran:
"ASPA, THE GAUL,
Your WALT WHITMAN…
–ON SPAM!
“NO, b’SERIOUSLY,
REALLY FUNNY…
…WIR THEM POEMS YOU’V SLAMMED!”

What else did he say — ahCUMahhhN!..
…YoozDOOZ (Richard Simminz) YooDOOZ
givz-a-DAMM!!

So, folks, lemmee tell yA,
That chap (so fantastic)
has posed
good questions — NO, SEVRAL —
All SCHOLASTIC!!!

All important to people and their peers,
I suppose.
(Or maybe, more deeply
(philosophykable,

(or rather, you may gather,
(they’re each
(a little…
(…para…
(sigh-KOT - Tish-a-bull
(—if concerned for only insects,
(or min’rals
(or divisible sorts
(of house haunted ghosts.)

Regardless—here they are,
self-contained in this…
…vacuous,
…eXtAKulous,
exacting
MISquote:

“ARE WE LICKING OUR TIME, WHEN WE
LOAD BROKEN APPLES – OR WASH UP
INSIDE
DISappearing ripe AUTOES – OR
GET TO THE HEART
OF WHAT’S ART’FICIAL
AND NAT’UAL???”

Well, Well, Well!
Well, Well, Well …(!so!)…
After this question
he (at last) came
to close:
“THAMKS, HERO-ASPA,
YOU’RE HELPING ME GROW!”

Now, someone

toss NothingMan

the veritable
wrappah

from the last o’

theTOOT
syROLLs!
And watch him chew, aftah!!!

The Nothingman Can &copy 2000 by ASPA

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CHABGE LINE TO READ: And watch him pop aftah
That oughta renda the thing readable, right!

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{{{Pretty darned close. Mine’s a T-20 (why would the numbers go backward?), but you’re describing my toaster exactly. Does yours have a few clean Art Deco lines etched into the sides (upside-down T shape with circles at the intersection of the T)? We had to replace the original cord, as well. Other than that, it’s a peach!}}}—Ty

No idea about the model numbers, but it could just be a variant thing.

Actually, this thing is perfectly plain. No deco whatsoever.

I got mine pretty much the same way, along with a bunch of other kitchen appliances (Oster 2-speed blender, etc.) from my mom. She was on the kick of an all new kitchen at the time. I believe she’s had to replace the newer appliances 3 times now, and she talked me into giving her the blender back about 5 years ago. (Shouldn’t have caved in on that one, but she’s my MOM!) :wink:

–Kalél
TheHungerSite.com
“If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.”
“Well, there was that thing with the Cheese-Wiz…but I’m feeling much better now!” – John Astin, Night Court

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Quote A (From EnigmaOne)
“Sounds like Tyler might have the same toaster I do Sunbeam Model T-35-”
Quote B (From StoryTyler)
“Pretty darned close. Mine’s a T-20…”
Quote C (From EnigmaOne)
“I got mine from my Mom.”

HOLLYWOOD REINTERP (FROM ASPA)
A “Anybody so&so seent that so&so S-T. He so&so got my so&so Toaster!”
B “Look, so&so E-1, You so&so preety so&so close to gettin your toaster burnt, excusin’ me o’ theft! You wanna know who got y’so &so so&so, ask
your so&so MUTHA!!!”
C “My MUTHA ain’t stole so&so. In fact, I GOT my so&so toaster FROM my MOM! I WANT MY SO&SO toaster.”

Any resemblance to actual situations of members of other real people is purely coincidental.
Screenplay &copy2000 ASPA
Do not open file 'till Xmas.
Do not replay except on DVD

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The question is bread the topic is toast.

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[QUOTE]
Originally posted by Markxxx:
The question is bread the topic is toast.
The question is bread and the topic is toast.
The matter is dead and the topping’s a tomb.