I’d pay him! Think of all the girls you’d meet in the process! Who cares if the pictures are blurred or your wanker looks “overtired”? They’d probably touch that up anyway to make me a real stud. Where do I apply?
How small is too small? Judging by pics I’ve seen, I’d say you’ve got the perfect-sized breasts for your body.
And if, for some unhuman reason, Hugh doesn’t accept you, I’ve got a camera that would love to see you 
Enough for all plastic surgery necessary to render me Playboy-worthy.
So then you’d pose for free? Wow! What a trooper . . . would you pose for anything else for free?
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Thanks iampunha, you’re a sweetie.
Yep, you can see them, they are not THAT small,
but they are no Pamela Anderson size.
BTW, I don’t want them to be eigher.
And I promisse if you showed up here on day,
you can take those pictures.
And I always keep my promisses.
I’m quite sure you’re not going to show up,
so therfor I make that promisse.
I hope I’m not going to regrett this…;)
Well, considering Heff would never want to put me in there. The sales would drop off for the magazine almost immediately. I would be lucky to get $50 for it. But…50 bucks is 50 bucks, so I’d take it.
Maybe it would get me column in PB, which would be much more popular than me in the buff.
I don’t see why posing would be humiliating. I let hubby take pics. I would let playboy publish pics for the right price, say paying off all my current debts, and i don’t even have a mortgage. If Esquire can publish nude pics of Dawn French, I am ready for Playboy. One thing i wouldn’t do for money though is have my hair cut short.
I like to go to nude beaches, so it’s no big deal.
Also, enough of the girls end up with some kind of movie or spokesmodel job. Even being an extra would be fun.
If you made up a name like “Honey Smith” nobody would be able to be sure it was you, so you could brush off smirks with “as if!”
Well, like most of the guys here so far, I wouldn’t be too expensive. Five bucks should cover it, but of course I wouldn’t make the first offer. Reminds me of a bit by stand up comedian Wanda Sykes-Hall. Paraphrasing: I don’t know how Playgirl magazine stays in business. I have never known one woman who has bought this magazine. Seeing a naked guy is not that hard. All you have to do is . . ask him. ‘Excuse me, sir, would you like to get naked.’ ‘Sure, no problem.’ There you go, you’ve got your naked man
…And you thought you were teasing me. Sure, I’d do it for free–if Heff paid for the tummy tuck, nose job, boob job, laser hair removal, etc. necessary to make this pile of flesh Playboy-worthy. Their pictures can actually be fairly artistic…I’d like to be made pretty and published.
Oh, and for the second question, would I pose for anything else for free? Well, duh, I do all the time. We all do–we pose for friends and such. Nude? Sure–in private for an audience of one Llama of Death.
Everything else is contingent on circumstance. Would I do porn? Hell no. (Playboy isn’t really porn to me, it’s just naked.)
Well, a few food stamps and some pigs in a blanket (not the finger food).
They aren’t that small :). . . and quite frankly they’d look bizarre if they were the size of Pamela Anderson’s. I think her breasts look icky myself, and I’m glad you don’t want yours bigger.
You won’t regret it, I promise. If age is any indicator . . . and the age you look . . . hehehe.
I wasn’t teasing . . . though I was joking a bit.
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After seeing numerous pictures of you, I don’t think that’s necessary. As for being made pretty/published, your webpages have done that well.
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