How much $$$ would Heffner have to offer....

to get YOU to pose nude in Playboy? Apparently Darva got close to a million. Jenna will do it for $500,000.

Do you have a price? Or would you resist?

£10,000

:rolleyes:

Why am I not surprised (that the only answer so far has been a gay guy)?

$1000. But hey, I’m a straight guy.

<— straight guy

Hell, I would do it for free!!! Don’t forget, you get to hang out in the playboy mansion!!! SHit, I would pay HIM!!

slight hijack…
thats strange, on the last poster section for the thread (which has changed by now, of course) it said “bear_nenno”, but the real last poster was “Bear_Nenno”. The other names appear to be case sensitive… strange. I also checked a few times just to make sure.

You may now go back to your regularly scheduled posting.

IAN Fan,

Keep your eye out in MPSIMS. I type my name differently every time. With varying case anyway. It always stays Bear_Nenno inside the thread but under the “Last Post” box it will show my name as I type it…

Carfare and lunch money.

Well, um, I’d have to have a little lifetime allowance thing going on, like about $100 a week for the rest of my life. Being 17, and if I live a long life, it’ll add up quickly.

A lifetime subscription and a pass to all future photo shoots.

$500,000 with that Jord chick from Big Brother, all nude, no holds barred.

Okay, forget PB, how about the Straight Dope Message Board?

Playboy? They couldn’t pay me enough. I’d have to go for something more along the lines of Hustler, and I’m sure they could afford me.

Besides the fact that I’d never be asked…

I’d say $5mil. That’s enough that I can set up a good diversified portfolio with sound investments AFTER taxes. AND it leaves me with enough that I can get whatever plastic surgery/personal fitness trainer I need to get rid of whatever it is people point and laugh at on my “spread” (so to speak). AND laugh all the way to the bank. Mwa ha ha ha.
:smiley:

I could probably do it for free,
just for fun.
Maybe someone would discover me…:wink:
But, hey, I know I don’t qualify,
my breast are to small.

Anniz, Jenna from Survivor isn’t exactly the bustiest chick in the world…

I’ve done worse for less. My attitude is I can take it if you can.

BTW My breasts are fabulous. Ask anybody.

PunditLisa, haven’t seen the american version,
just the Swedish.
Did you know that we was first sending it?
It has been sent 3 yares here and they come from US
to see how we did it.

mojo57,

Does that mean that small breasts aren’t fabulous???

We’ve already had that discussion. And, yes, they’re incredibly fabulous. :slight_smile:

I have big breasts. They’re not nescessarily the nicest, but they are very big. Hmm…Hugh would have to keep me wealthy for just about the rest of my life. I think I could stand the humiliation if I had lots and lots of money.