How My New Years Day Started (TMI)

Bingo. And apparantly it was a big nasty yellow man toenail to boot. My nephew is now 17, but I still offer him some toenail from time to time.

He always seems to turn me down.

AUGH! Where’s that damned pukey smilie???

My mom once clipped a toenail into my bowl of ice cream. Lucky for me, I was almost done.

There’s no way I could go on eating my brekkie after my hubby wrecked it with his clippings. His feet fucking reek! But I would laugh my ass off, not get all huffy about it.