So, coloring it with a highlighter falls under the “seemingly unaware” cataogry now, does it?
How things have changed. I remember back in the go-go greed-is-good days of the Reagan Administration how if you didn’t highlight your scrotum prospective employers wouldn’t give you a second glance.
“What appears to be scrotum-like flesh”?
:eek: 
[Lugs Harvey] What’s a scrotum??[/Lugs Harvey]
The important question is: Did he get the job?
I’m a concrete operationalist.
Wouldn’t his penis be what sticks out? I’m female and all my bits are nice and tidily inside, thankyouverymuch, but wouldn’t it take some manuevering to get scrotum out, without penis?
Or does he do oragami of the penis as well?
I wonder if the marker was a Sharpie (there’s a joke there somewhere).
Actually, stuff down there is very elastic, it’s not nearly as difficult as you are picturing. The worst part would be the rubbing of the zipper teeth against the soft bits.
What, you never catch yourself absent-mindedly doodling on your crotch?