Which rest stop? Google Maps shows a fair few.
See, that’s the only kind of warning label that might actually work.
Okay, that was fucking funny right there.
Hmmm, go to see Pirates 3, man a glory hole at an interstate rest stop. Decisions, decisions.
I dunno guys - don’t you think post #81 crosses over the line into fag-bashing? Miller’s been a dick to me, too, so I have no love loss for him. But still.
Yes, I think it does, but since Scumpup warned us he didn’t like most peopel, that makes it alright. :dubious:
Well, I like Miller a lot, he’s probably one of my favorite posters, and like I said, I thought it was pretty fucking funny. I just took it as a flame, I guess, and Miller did imply that Scumpup was like the woman in the OP which is pretty fucking insulting. I don’t know, if Scumpup has a history of 'phobic shit I might think differently, but it just seemed too absurd to be “fag bashing”.
That never even occurred to me - it just looked like the usual give-and-take that we indulge in so freely in the Pit. I don’t know if this is over the line or not. I’m not sure I even know where that line is.
There’s a line?
Forms on the right. Don’t try to slide in ahead of the goat.
Miller’s gay? Shoot, and I was considering heading out to I-35 and looking for that rest stop.
I’m all for appropriate and becoming attire on persons of all ages, but this stricture goes too far for me. I think looking undignified is kind of the whole point of Halloween costumes anyway, and I certainly don’t think that looking ridiculous in your Halloween costume is anywhere near as bad as looking ridiculous in what you consider to be your attractive sexy party clothes.
Seriously. It is especially difficult considering how hard Pirates 3 is supposed to suck. At least you don’t have to pay to man a glory hole.
Yeah. Never turn your back on the goat.
I have? Damn, I really need to start taking notes.
But fair play to Scumpup on the retort. I laughed.
Wow, I don’t keep up with the thread for a few days and it suddenly turns into a discussion on homophobia and fag-bashing.
Anyway, I fully expected someone to call me a bitch for mentioning anything about her appearance or age, and I was surprised nobody piled on sooner. All I know is, I’m the quiet person at parties who sits in the corner and watches everyone else, and I have never in all my years of party-going seen a person more abrasive and obnoxious. Her age and appearance didn’t really matter at first, she definitely seemed out of place but not unusual for the parties we have where neighbors and coworkers are welcome. After spending several hours with her, though, it just made the entire situation funnier to me.
FWIW, the party went like so: Engage her in conversation and try to make her feel welcome. After repeated idiotic behavior, ignore and avoid her. When her behavior keeps getting worse, laugh about it. The kid who told her she was fucking things up because she was talking was the only one who was outright rude to her, of course until she stood in the neighbor’s yard yelling at us. He had every right to be pissed at her, she had started a fight between him and his girlfriend, and then told her to leave him. (She had asked them, after maybe 10 minutes of conversation, if they were going to get married. He had hesitated, upsetting his insecure girlfriend, and they had argued. I dunno about you, but asking a couple you don’t know, don’t know that she’s 19 and he’s 21, whether they’ve been dating for 2 weeks or 2 years, and if they are happy together or having problems, if they are getting married seems a bit of a MYOB sort of situation, which is basically what he told her after making up with his girlfriend. Anyhow.)
Also FWIW, we had another party this weekend there (the hosts’ birthdays are a week apart) and had some folks there pushing 40. And guess what? The silliest thing one of them did was change into a Puerto Rico jersey and a kilt, and pose for some silly pictures. And I’m not starting a Pit thread titled “Jose, you look like an idiot in a kilt” where I talk about how he’s too old to be wearing a kilt and his legs are too skinny and he sweet-talked one too many girls. Why? Because Jose is smart, funny, and charming, he put on a silly outfit for our amusement knowing he looked like an idiot, and his flirtatious behavior was not obnoxious (and reciprocated by the couple of girls he talked to), and he didn’t start or exacerbate any arguments. And no one was forced to see his penis.
So there 
From the “Wish I’d Thought of it Sooner” file:
“Apparently, both our evenings are going to involve a lot of sucking. Mine, however, will also include a modicum of pleasure.”
Fucking shit on a cookie. After reading through this thread, I see now that this place is being overrun by pussies. I guess we all need to make sure we homogenize our posts here in the Pit: stop using adjectives, descriptive words, stop trying to set the scene, don’t ever use age as an arguement. No “burning” other posters. And maybe we should stop using gender- and sex-descriptive words as well-- “he” and “she” is just a bit too archaic. Some people might find swearing offensive too. And personally, I find the idea of pouring bleach into one’s own eyes to be a bit over the top on Disturb-o-Meter.
Anyhoo, I’ve taken it upon myself to edit the OP so that it hopefully will not offend ANYONE around here (and for the future, people shouldn’t refer to our OP as a “bitch” or “catty,” as she is a female and some posters might find your words to be sexist). I think this thread kind of died before any good, clean discussion could be had, so without further ado, here is the revised OP, which can hopefully be enjoyed by all:
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Take a look at your…calendar and what that says about you. If you’re…something, and a night…sounds like the perfect evening, maybe that says something about [you]…
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[Maybe it’s not good to] lift the Birthday [Person’s] kilt to catch a peak… And really, saying, “I’ve seen so many…” is not a good defense.
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If…remarks, … eyes and… laughter are directed at you, and you repeatedly wonder aloud why we are so rude…
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When the owner of the house finally tells you maybe you oughta just [call it an evening], [please consider not calling] his wife a [bad name]… [Pretty please] don’t call the party-goers obnoxious…
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I hope this version increases your reading pleasure, and that fucking-- damn, didn’t mean to swear. I mean dang-- knot in your knickers will soon be a thing of the past. And if you EVER find something in the Pit that [del]hits a little too close to home[/del] offends you deeply, just drop me a PM and I’ll be happy to take out the parts that you think are not good.
You’re late to the party, Happy, and boring now that you got here. Maybe if you wore a miniskirt w/ no underwear, you’d be more entertaining.
Funniest (and possibly most appropriate) spelling error yet in this thread.